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Laportal!!

I'm a rhythm machine

About Me

"When music is the one thing that surrounds you.You feel no pain"
Myspace IconsI enjoy...various genres of music, all different kinds of art, lip synching as well as playing air guitar and drums as if I were musically inclined, spending time with people who make life interesting and fun, outwardly making a fool out of myself, watching Flavor of Love, and on occasion, saving the world from evil... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
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My Interests

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Dana...or you can just call me Attractive.
Birthday: December 5th
Birthplace: The Amazon
Current Location: 54 and Crenshaw
Eye Color: Brizzown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'6"...
Right Handed or Left Handed: Rightttttttt
Your Heritage: African American
The Shoes You Wore Today: Birks
Your Weakness: Hah, weakness? Funny.
Your Fears: I fear nothing, clearly.
Your Perfect Pizza: NONE.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Improve my teleporting skills
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "lol"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Off to save the world yet again...
Your Best Physical Feature: Everything. DUH.
Your Bedtime: Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Your Most Missed Memory: Back when I was a young child...shankin' bitches on the street.
Pepsi or Coke: Apple juice.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Bagels?
Single or Group Dates: Why not just pimp errryone.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I would have to say...lucky charms.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Mocha.
Cappuccino or Coffee: BOTH!
Do you Smoke: Rocks, yes.
Do you Swear: No WAY! Gosh.
Do you Sing: I do the vocals for Whitney Houston, actually.
Do you Shower Daily: Mostly.
Have you Been in Love: I'm in love with a stripper...do do do do do do do do do.
Do you want to go to College: I am too brilliant for college.
Do you want to get Married: Have been 6 times, doesn't work for me.
Do you belive in yourself: Do you believe in a thing called love...just listen to the rhythm of your heart...la la la la.
Do you get Motion Sickness: NAHHH...that would mean I would have a flaw, and that isn't possible
Do you think you are Attractive: BEYOND...like WHOA
Are you a Health Freak: WORD.
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: Heck yes.
Do you play an Instrument: Air guitar, mainly.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yessssssssssssssssssssssir.
In the past month have you Smoked: I smoke rocks 24/7.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Errrrrryday, so many it is hard to count.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nahhhhhh.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not sure, to be honest.
&..39;In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:' MAYBE I would have if I wanted to become obese.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Eff naw
In the past month have you been on Stage: Why no I have not.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Pshhhhht. Aw naw hell naw BOY.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nooooope.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes, a wild giraffe from the zoo.
Ever been Drunk: You know it.
Ever been called a Tease: Pshhhht.
Ever been Beaten up: I shank bitches, it is not the other way around.
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a car once on the run from the 5-0
How do you want to Die: No use answering this because I am invincible.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: God
What country would you most like to Visit: Everyone in the WORLD. Bam!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Medium length, you KNOW.
Height: 8'9"
Weight: Range of 700-800 pounds
Best Clothing Style: Don't matttah
Number of Drugs I have taken: Too many to count, clearly.
Number of CDs I own: 10,000,000,000,000,000
Number of Piercings: 18
Number of Tattoos: 73
Number of things in my Past I Regret: NOTHIN'!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!WELL, I like stuffffffff...like.... All types of art, lots of music, photography, playing air guitar or drums...maybe even the triangle, I love anything that is fun and anything that makes me laugh, UConn anything, Art of tattooing, Spain, AND LIFE...duh! WoooOoOOOOooo!

I'd like to meet:

.. "Anyone worth meeting, I suppose.

Music:

And MANY more...

Movies:

PIRATES of the CARIBBEAN is BOMB. Both of them! Girl, Interrupted, Million Dollar Baby, The Professional, 10 Things I hate about you, Love and Basketball, Mean Girls, Finding Nemo, Monsters Inc. :), A Bronx Tale...

Television:

Flavor of Love, Miami Ink, America's Next Top Model, OPRAH, Simple Life, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Next, VH1 everything, Friends, Basically sports in general (especially UConn!)...eh and more.

Books:

Color of Water, Girl, Interrupted, Jackie Joyner Kersee: A Kind of Grace, Wooden: A Lifetime of Observations On and Off the Court, The Crucible, If Beale Street Could Talk, Lovely Bones, Tuesdays with Morrie, Catcher in the Rye, The Great Gatsby

Heroes:

Kat Von D, obviously... "

My Blog

True Life: CAIDS

CAIDS, now becoming an epidemic, is well worth taking your time to read about. Emerging from the tropical rainforests of Australia, a kangaroo (commonly known as the Kangacaid or Caidsazoo) is the one...
Posted by Laportal!! on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:00:00 PST