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Captain Mastation

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About Me

I have six fingers on one hand,webbed feet,one lazy eye,and a strange attraction to feces.I find myself waking up from reoccuring nightmares of the neverending turd.A constant flow of human waste with no end in sight,and no relief of a dump well done.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented toilet paper.Mr.Rogers corpes.Christ I'll meet anyone! Who did invent TP? Fucking genious mother fucker

My Blog

Voices from my dirt nap.

We're all cosmic anal pudding from the same universal sphincter dwelling in a realm of the masted.A realm inhabited,and run by cretins that have somehow mutated themselves into our so called leaders.C...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:30:00 GMT

Style,entertainment,and go fuck yourself

Is there a reason why small high pitched yellping dogs exist?Fuck those helpless pieces of chinese food,and fuck there owners who allow them to continue with there pointless squawking tirades of pure ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 19:00:00 GMT

Squid McGuffys Cafe

You know the saving grace in all the newest Star War flicks is the fact that You'ins McGregor pulled off Obi Wan so well.That guys good dammit! After all Lord Vader is a pussy. Watching Texa...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 18:45:00 GMT

Amy dangling from a noose

When did my "wife" morph into a piece of trash? I dont reckon I recall witnessing that transformation,but godammit it happened.Its quite possible though that she was originally a piece of trash that v...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 17:11:00 GMT

What not,and So forth.Jock-a-Homo Retards

How come you cant pound the quarterback into submission like you do everyone else in football.I say too bad for him then for not paying attention!What a bunch of girls. Waaaaa!!!!!for me! My puss...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 21:55:00 GMT

Summer Meltdown

Itchy. Not sure where its come from,but I suppose summer time is good for that.I love this time of year the best,but holy jesus's crucified corps,between the bugs, the hidden poisonous leafy substance...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 23:27:00 GMT

I love you,but I'm not in love with you.......huh?

You fooled me,I decieved you.So it is,so it will remain. Having such high hopes for certain things really is a setup for disappointment,there always seems to be some kind of mitigating circumstance th...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 02:05:00 GMT

Status:Still Thinking

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Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 20:59:00 GMT

Total Nonsence

Anomolies of the world today for me are why is Bruce Springsteen deified as a rock legend?I never understood this guys music elevated to the status that it is.It plain,and simpley just sucks.To me Bru...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 21:42:00 GMT

Zipideedooda!!!

Holidays for this dimension,celebrated by the demented. Independence to conform. Ridiculed for awareness,condemned for thought. Plant the knowledge,and water the sences,pull the weeds of fear that pla...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 21:03:00 GMT