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Cory

Out of passions grow opinions; mental sloth lets these rigidify into convictions.

About Me

I blame left handed people for all the problems in the world.

Them and lousy cripples.

Mistakes are for poor people.

I can give you the answer to every nonplussing question about life. But I won't because I hate you. Or maybe I will because I hate you.

My Interests

myself, public masturbation, toad genocide, stealing from the poor, smearing menstrual juices on orthodox musselmen, cooking pastries, teaching children to hit their parents and teachers, watching said children get hit back by their parents and teachers, prostituting myself for crack money, reading feminist literature, sending out outraged hatemail to websites with deliberate misspellings so they gain a false sense of superiority before they suffocate in elephant feces, gay hooker sex.

I'd like to meet:

triple amputee Uzbeki burn victim rapists,
stillborns,
Sneetches...but only the ones without the stars,
the rape victims from item #1,
the rape victims from item #2

Music:

Prussian Blue, The screams of the tortured, The UR song, Wagner - especially the one Goering liked.

Movies:

homemade porn of Sandra Day O'Conner lighting sticks of pocky then inserting them into her cancer sores, phallus in wonderland, breast cancer surgery videos, breast cancer surgery videos of Sandra Day O'Conner, slash porn of Sandra Day O'Conner baking muffins for Kay Bailey Hutchinson in nothing but a floral baker's apron and a pair of green converses on, the same slash porn except with Kay Bailey Hutchinson baking for Sandra Day O'Conner, Michael J. Fox's funeral (to be released).

Television:

Christian Children's fund commercials, extremely violent programs like the nightly news, sitcom porn, Martha Stewart, Life without Shame, does watching old people have sex through their windows using binoculars while sitting in a graveyard count as television?, Wondershowzen

Books:

Reading books is an outmoded method of information absorption destined for the realm of only the Historian and the Luddite.being a luddite myself: A portrait of yo mama as a young man, Steven Cerio's ABC Book A Drug Primer, the protocols of the elders of zion, microserfs

Heroes:

Myself, Doris Moehrle, Helmut Kohl, Countess Elizabeth Báthory, Ron Popeil, Hiram Maxim, Tucker Carlson, Ray W. Fuller, Milton Diamond, Erwin Rommel

My Blog

if it meant the difference between Roe v Wade being overturned or not

would you let Justice Scalia violate you analy?This is actually a serious question.  People die for causes they barely have impact on.  Would you let a complete scumbag fuck you for one?...
Posted by Cory on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 07:29:00 PST

in memorium

to a great visionary dedicated to a man of integrity and a civil rights pioneer:"Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them""Christians, like slaves and soldie...
Posted by Cory on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:31:00 PST

social psychology of lezbian mullets

Outside the mall today I saw two mulleted butch women in mall security outfits.   Based on their behavior towards eachother my natural thought was that they were probably lezbians and figured, we...
Posted by Cory on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:20:00 PST

myspace is a viral marketing campaign

here's a fucking surprise:http://www.valleywag.com/tech/myspace/what-news-cor p-doesnt-want-you-to-know-about-myspace-condensed-edition-19 9668.php#moreapparently this lovely site wasn't really created ...
Posted by Cory on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:55:00 PST

which tower collapse did you masterbate to?

Salon.com's followup article on the emails received for 'things we're not supposed to think after 9/11':http://archive.salon.com/mwt/feature/2002/09/11/forbid den_letters/"I watched from my window, not...
Posted by Cory on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 05:13:00 PST

God points and the revenge curve

In order for the stark contrast between heaven and hell to remain valid, it is necessary condition that demarcation is made between the set of all souls in heaven, and the set of all souls in hell. O...
Posted by Cory on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 02:33:00 PST

George Galloway vs. Sky News

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=249JaIaubVw for those unaware, sky news is owned by Rupert Murdoch (Fox news and, in fact myspace). George Galloway is the stuntman British PM who took it to Norm Co...
Posted by Cory on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 05:21:00 PST

Another social observation

Being that I hate myspace, haven't been posting to this, hoping to get my website up once the heat is reduced to tolerable levels. So, as I was turning out a sharp left, I was edging up and trying t...
Posted by Cory on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 12:33:00 PST

progress

A huge landrmark that because of work went beyond my sensors. Scientists officially completed sequencing chromosone 1 this month 10 years after the human genome project began. Congratualations and g...
Posted by Cory on Sat, 20 May 2006 11:16:00 PST

spatial cognition

While driving on a 481 southbound, I noticed something...well really I notice it all the time but just never process it. I had to think hard about which direction to get off at, east or west. This is...
Posted by Cory on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 07:13:00 PST