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the FUTURE!!!

I'm glad you think Providence is lame. She thinks the same of you.

About Me

I'm up for awesomeness. If you're lucky, I'll have the idea.Please send me a mespaces telegram if you know of any good: buildings to climb mexican food without the side-effects abandoned buildings to explore roofs to get to greasy spoons frisbee games trivia leagues hulk hogan-themed events

My Interests

I already regret this... so, the anti-this is my interest.

working with kids. in general. thus, why I do... der.

oh, and this:
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I'd like to meet:

if you happen to be any of the following people, I've been trying to get a hold of you, please contact me.

Aidan. Anthony Michael Hall. C.S. Lewis. Bruce Campbell. Sam Beckett. MacGyver. RDA (yes, separately). Danny Elfman. Cobra Commander. Frank Oz. Monk. Jason Statham. GIR. The brand new Tony Nunes. Alton Brown. The Cos. The Michael Jackson Bust (Thriller era, not to be confused with off-the-wall era or HIStory era). Bill Watterson. Christopher Walken. Boober Fraggle. John Piper. Pokey Reese. Joel Hodgson. Mike Nesmith. My old popcorn machine. Erik Estrada. Robocop. Scott Baio. The Iron Giant. Harrison Ford. The Hulkster. Maurice Sendak. John Cleese. Andrew Jackson. Older Pete. Jack McCoy. Greg J Kuperberg.

and if I happen to know you from somewhere, say hey. AIM unclefloor.

Music:

anything that calls for a parking lot dance party.
anything that doesn't.

Movies:

Die Hard 7.

Television:

I think the majority of my "to meet" list is fictional. you figure it out.

Books:

I personally am a fan of Hebrews... though I find Malachi and Philemon underrated.

Heroes:

a list of people I've been told repeatedly that I look like or remind people of. not heroes at all. just... makes no sense to me. other than "hey, you have big hair/nose and some of these people do too" I think.
Egon from the Real Ghostbusters cartoon
Jeff Goldblum (esp in JP)
Zach Braff
Mr Tastee from Pete and Pete
Andy Dick
Rick Moranis
ambiguous Fraggle/Muppet
Napoleon Dynamite
Stiffler
that guy from Semisonic
Duckie from Pretty in Pink
Seth Green
Artie the Strongest Man in the World
Howie Day
Woody Allen
Harpo Marx
Ty from Extreme Home Makeover
Kramer
Mr. Bean
Dude, you're getting a Dell
Dave Gahan
Gumby
Owen Wilson
Ben Stiller
Jim Carrey
your cousin. or his friend. I get that a lot
ryan cabrera
Rex from Toy Story
Anthony Michael Hall
I'm pretty sure, none of these people look like each other at all. I'm also sure that most of the list sucks.

My Blog

homesick

    I was homesick last night, as I was leaving work.  the last call I took was from someone in Maui needing help.holy crap.  I didn't realize how much I missed Maui until I c...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 12:00:00 PST

axes vs bats

so Monday on my way home, as I'm walking up my street, a guy is walking past me and is kind of shifty looking.  So I note 3 hoods about a block behind him, in front of the library...just past my ...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:16:00 PST

props.

I think a lot about the nikes from back to the future.  and that petition.  and every time I see a book about sneakers I tihnk of fish mcgill.and those nikes.and how much I want them.and not...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST

IT help

   today I learned that IT appreciates when your help requests are posed as follows.  They arrived in minutes to help. Dear IT. stop. my mouse. stop. she is not working well. stop. I ha...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 05:03:00 PST

it's a deal.

This friend I met once who lives in NY told her friend who lives in Providence that she could maybe hang out with me and Chris or something because that chick has no friends here... so one can only as...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 10:37:00 PST

friends

    sometimes I post really silly blogs and everyone is all like OMG that was a silly blogggg and then sometimes I write really crappy ones and people are like bleugh that blog was the ...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 06:41:00 PST

weird rules

I make a lot of weird self regulating rules.for example: I have a large pile of computer stuff from computersoap to get rid of still.  I made a deal with myself that I'd get rid of that one way o...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 07:48:00 PST

registered in state 1. license in state 2, living in state 3.

    I just looked at an apartment, and I really like it. So's I'm planning to move into providence.it's .8 miles from the train station. sooo I'll be doing that daily. oh, and at like...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 06:58:00 PST

citation of awesome?

    today, I had an interview.today, I was offered the job straight out...which they told me was extremely atypical.I have a job, starting in about a month. the pay is crap.I am conside...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:41:00 PST

THIS IS A BLOG FOR STU'S FRIENDS

    stu told me to post a blog.he is about.... 14 feet above me, painting. I am working. rogers is next to me on his laptop. Nick is packing to go back to Maui.I just got a JOB INTERVIE...
Posted by the FUTURE!!! on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 11:35:00 PST