About Me
My room is almost always messy. Let me start by saying that. The rest of my house is clean, but my room is almost always messy. That's not secret code for anything fancy, it's just a fact.I work two jobs.At the day job, I sit at a desk next to other people who sit at the same type of desk. I have two phones, a computer screen, and some trays with papers in them on my desk. The people who sit next to me have the same type of monitor on their desks, two similar phones, and the same trays, but holding papers with different information on them. When I'm working here, I call myself a National Account Manager - the title out-badasses the job. The place is called CH Robinson, and it's the biggest company you've never heard of.At night, I play music at one of a couple of nightclubs in Scottsdale, AZ. Here, I call myself a DJ, and again, the title out-badasses the job. I mix videos on DVD. Look for me at Axis|Radius on Saturday, Sandbar on Friday. The music I play is classified as good - Unless you like crappy music, then you probably think my music sucks... Dick. I've been mixing for about 7 years. I have worked in pretty much every club in Scottsdale, so if you ever went to a nightclub and thought the music was great; odds are, what you heard was me.Yes, I've lived in Arizona my whole life. No, I didn't go to Brophy. Yes, I went to college for 7 years. No, I don't have a PhD. Yes, I live in Ahwatukee. No, I don't have a minivan. Yes, I have an amazing music collection. No, I won't burn you a CD if you write a bunch of music down on a napkin.Other notes:
I like to do favors for people. I am almost always happier when I don't have to wear pants. I am a Yankees fan. I find Spongebob Squarepants entertaining. I do not like anything having to do with Ranch dressing. My favorite drink is a Crown & Coke. My favorite shot is a Chili Bomber. You can outdrink me. I have been in one car accident – It hurt. I live with two guys that I’ve known for over 400 years. I have a girlfriend named Allison - She thinks that I need to put more stuff on my page about her. I can rap faster than Busta Rhymes. I have a dog named Bandit. I have never been to Europe. My boss says I have a bad temper. I can fall asleep in ten seconds, in any situation. My TV is too big for the room that it’s in. I put wax in my hair to make it do that. My family is abnormally normal. I really, really wish I could beat-box. I’ve gone skydiving. I carry chapstick, but almost never use it. The first time someone rides in a car with me is also the last for people with weak stomachs. I have a knack for thinking of remarkably intelligent things to say the second you walk away. If I could switch places with someone it would be Justin Timberlake. My favorite restaurant is Chino Bandito. I read car magazines. My favorite candy bar is a Big Hunk. I have more shoes than you do. I have fewer songs on my MP3 player than you do. I was astronomy major for 1.5 years. I have a rubber band ball that is downright enormous. I own 3 guitars, and play them often. My family thinks that serving someone lasagna is the nicest thing you can do for them. I know the words to every song ever writen. Lastly, I will dance anywhere where there is a smooth floor… Even if there’s no music.
