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Ian thinks you need electroconvulsive therapy

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About Me

I have been told that my opinions on current events are so profoundly disconnected with the possible solutions to a problem that they go beyond being offensive, and lie squarely in the realm of farce. That being said, I beleive a great deal of the world's problems could be alleviated if we widened all roads on earth by (at least) two lanes. Also free pie on tuesdays.

My Interests

Sitting around, sci-fi, movies, books, video games, comics, horror, oversleeping, food, history, hugger-muggery.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who will not throw dishes at me, or tell me that "this is the reason we can't have nice things!"

Music:

I have no idea. Any kind, just not most of it.

Movies:

Anything with a vampire, or a hitman, or monsters, or people that act like monsters, or acting that isn't terrible, or acting that is terrible enough to be funny.

Television:

The Simpsons, Carnivale, Futurama, Law & Order, Monk, The History Channel, cartoons, Jericho, Deadwood, My Name is Earl, Dexter.

Books:

Anything by Robert Asprin, Gene Wolfe, Stephen King, Jim Butcher, Glen Cook, Simon R Green, George R.R. Martin. Lots of fiction and some non fiction that is about interesting enough topics or people.

Heroes:

Norton I, Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico. Severian from "the earth of the new sun". Skeeve from the "myth" series. The Vault Dweller. Dave Thomas.