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Tiffers

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About Me

I have taken it upon myself to do a good thing for all woman kind. Being married to my junior high sweetheart has taken him off the market for everyother woman out there. You may be asking why is that doing a good thing for women everywhere? Well I'll tell you, my friend Jessica says it takes a special kind of woman to be married to Ryan. In the past women have stated that they want to be with Ryan, and you can have him but as his lovely wife I know for a fact you will be sending him back after 5 minutes!! Along with getting daily gratitue from women everywhere I am a receptionist and project coordinator at a civil engineering firm.MySpace Layouts - myspace layouts

My Interests

I like to hang out with my friends, ride my bike, go camping, scrapbook, listen to music and go shopping.

I'd like to meet:

I am not dying to meet anyone. I wish I could see my grandparents and father again, and tell them all the stuff I should have when they were alive.
what is your name? Tiffany
when is your birthday? why you going to get me a present?
where do you live? in a house
do you like living there? yup
what school do you go to? school of life
who is your best friend? why you going to steal them from me?
who is your (current/last) boyfriend/girlfriend? shhhhhh its a secret can't let the husband know
do you think you are/were in love with them? it aint no thing but a chicken wing
are you straight or gay or bi or what? haven't decided yet
do you get along with your parents? doesn't everyone
what kind of music do you like? the what I don't like list is shorter
what is your favorite band? I have to pick one?
what kind of music do you hate? the stuff I don't listen to
what is the craziest thing you have ever done? define crazy
what do you regret the most? lifes too short to have regrets
have you ever been arrested? I plead the fifth
have you ever smoked? smoked what?
have you ever gotten drunk? who hasn't
what is your AIM screen name? nothing
what color are your eyes? I don't know I can't see them right now
what color is your hair? before or after coloring?
what do you like the most about yourself? Im the bomb, what can I say
what do you hate the most about yourself? see answer above
what is your favorite movie? again I have to pick one?
what is your favorite song? god enough of these favorite questions
what is your favorite non-alcoholic drink? if you don't know you don't know me very well
what is your favorite alcoholic drink? I'm an angel I don't drink
peanut butter and jelly or fluff? fluff is what the Carnathan household calls a fart so pb&j please
what time is it right now? why do you care
do you have a life?
do you consider yourself depressed? sure why not
are you more like a prep or goth? I don't define myself
what is your favorite color? purple
are you annoyed at how random these questions are? somewhat
are you a virgin? I would rather not answer that my mother might see this
did you answer that honestly? i didn't answer it i left it up to your imagination
how tall are you? tall enough
do you want kids? they make good slaves
do you believe in god? what I didn't hear the questions
have you ever done cocaine? can't say that I have
have you ever tried committing suicide? does knowing someone that has count?
have you ever intentionally hurt yourself? why would I do that?
do you get along with your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend? yes and no it depends on what best friend you are talking about
do you have any piercings/tatoos? 6 peircings/ 2 tattoos
do you want any piercings/tatoos? negative ghostwriter
what shoe size are you? too damn small
do you have any siblings? atleast that is what I am told
do you have any kids? nobody has told me about any
ever been pregnant? i don't think i have been
ever gotten your girlfriend pregnant? physically impossible
what is the last thing you bought? it wasn't for you so why do you care?
who was the last person you called? Sarah
who was the last person that called you? my mom
have you ever skipped school? what a dumb question
how many times? I was suppose to keep track?
do you write in cursive or print? are you going to analize my writing?
do you feel naked without eyeliner? shirt yes, eyeliner no
do you like rollercoasters? of course
have you ever driven drunk? if i was driving drunk wouldn't my judgement be impaired so how would I really know I was driving drunk?
have you ever been in a car with the person driving drunk? now that would just be stupid
have you ever lied to someone? am I alive?
have you ever set yourself on fire? almost did recently
have you ever been in a fist fight? sock fight, bbq sauce fight, pillow fight...no no fist fight
have you ever been shot? with what, a sling shot, a shot glass, a shot gun specify here people
have you ever been stabbed? the corner of the wall stabbed my forehead one time
what shoes do you wear? I'm a girl the list is really long
do you have ADD? doesn't everyone now a days?
do you have ADHD? see answer above
do you have OCD? see two answers above
have you ever puked on purpose? only when i was bulimic or anirexic whatever one throws up
how many hearts have you broken? again I am an angel I don't do that
how many times has your heart been broken? see the skipping school portion of this survey for that answer
do you think your good looking? again I am the bomb so of course I do
what is your favorite candy? i'm a girl!!!
what do your bedsheets look like? who comes up with these questions?
do you like summer or winter better? spring
how many countries have you been to? the most exciting place I have been in the past year is the beach, i don't get out much
in your last relationship, how did you break up? I can't rememeber more than 16 years ago
who was the last person other than you to sleep in your bed? only other person that should be there my husband
do you believe in love at first sight? sure why not
do you have braces? braces for what, my legs, my house, my arms, my teeth
do you have glasses? drinking glasses, eye glasses?
what makes you happy? surveys that last FOREVER
what makes you upset? surveys that last FOREVER
do you think people who are white that think they're black are hot? what kind of question is that
do you have any pets? only my husband
what was the last thing you ate? I am not sure I can say that would be giving free advertising
&..39;if you add up all of the digits in your phone number, what do you get?' I was an art student I don't do math
are you glad this is fucking over? really its over

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Movies:

Any Harry Potter Movie, Fools Rush In, A Christmas Story "Not a Finga", Pretty Woman, American Pie

Television:

Um duh Desperate Housewives! Grey's Anatomy, American Chopper, Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs, House, Brothers and Sisters, The Hills, Little People Big World, Three and a half men, CSI, and tons more, too many to name

Books:

All Harry Potter Fun romantic novels not the trashy romantics

Heroes:

My Dad

My Blog

Todays Pet Peeves

Here are my pet peeves for today... I am at home by myself while my husband is out entertaining some potential meter buyers. They are probably having dinner at Salty’s or Stanfords or some place...
Posted by Tiffers on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:46:00 PST

my week in review...so far

Who knew when this week started it would start like it did. We got up early on Sunday, after being out kind of late Saturday, to have breakfast with my mom. We then came home and I had to plant some t...
Posted by Tiffers on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 06:40:00 PST

Ribfest 2007

Ribfest 2007 was a blast!!! The drinks, the food, if you didn't come you missed out. Ryan is still recovering after drinking almost an entire bottle of scotch whiskey!
Posted by Tiffers on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 07:44:00 PST

im scared

In the past 10 years I have only gone to the hospital once for something good so you can say I am not a big fan of hospitals and or doctors. Why am I saying all this you ask? Well my great aunt just t...
Posted by Tiffers on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:12:00 PST

New Job cont

So you are probably all asking yourself, Tiffany has been doing her new job for a week and a half now how does she like it? Well let me tell you. It is totally different from the hotel. The phone ring...
Posted by Tiffers on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 09:54:00 PST

My new job

Thanks to my friend Jen I have gotten a new job. I will be working at the Portland branch of Century West Engineering, I will be the receptionist but also will be doing some graphic type stuff. It is ...
Posted by Tiffers on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:46:00 PST

I SUCK!!! (evidently)

Once again I didn't pass my portfolio review...I think my school career is offically over...
Posted by Tiffers on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 01:19:00 PST

I am woman hear me roar!!!

For those of you that say women can't do anything, here is a story to prove you wrong! When I went to go leave my house this morning the front door knob fell off in my hand. I put it back in the door ...
Posted by Tiffers on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:56:00 PST

Here we go again

Wish me luck guys...in a couple of weeks I will be turning my portfolio in for review and hopefully this year I will pass. If I don't pass this year I am not sure what I will do, I will have to seriou...
Posted by Tiffers on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:01:00 PST

Camping 2007

Only a few more days til the start of our annual camping trip. This year it will be very wierd because there will only be 7 of us with 3 tents, usually we have about 15 people and8 tents. No...
Posted by Tiffers on Wed, 23 May 2007 08:56:00 PST