The Bikers Prayer |
The Biker's Prayer Dear Lord, as I get ready to get on this hog and prepare to ride,Just let me feel your presence with me riding side by side.Let us feel the wind together blowing across our face,D...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:01:00 GMT |
An Old Cowboy’s Advice |
An Old Cowboy's AdviceYour fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.A bumble bee is cons...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 00:26:00 GMT |
Chuck Norris |
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 16:00:00 GMT |
Jimmy |
Jimmy we miss you brother, wish u were still here. One day we'll be able to party and raise hell again. Love ya bro.
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 20:17:00 GMT |
The talking clock!! |
A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night, and led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's that big b...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:37:00 GMT |
