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Conan the vegetarian

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About Me

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Blonde, Blue eyes. Vegetarian, Aquarian.
Basically, if you can punt it (Baxter??), kick it, throw it, toss it, skank to it, eat it, drink it or rub it better I like it. Alot. Maybe too much... Hey, I dunno'.
I'm writing stand up.
Not the observational stuff that eveyone does these days. Check it out: "I mean have you seen that? You've seen observational comedy, right? That comedy that people do based on things that happen all the time. I mean... What's wrong with that?"
Basically, that stuff makes me want to just say: 'Oh, fuck off! You uninspiring wanker!'.
I'm apparently getting quite good at it.
Me. Coming to a shite comedy night near you. Soon. You poor bastard!
I'm angry. Very angry. I hate chavs, emos, teenage parents, scunners, gypos, Dingles, Mancs, southerners, benefit frauds, gun nuts, the 'people' of Leicester & people that work in 'The public sector' (What the fuck is THAT??!).

What Is Your Battle Cry?


L o! Who is that, striding amidst the icy wasteland! It is Conan The Vegetarian, hands clutching a thorned whip! He screams mightily:

"I'm seriously going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!"


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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My inner child. He appears to be happy. The lucky bastard!!

Your Inner Child Is Happy
You see life as simple, and simple is a very good thing.
You're cheerful and upbeat, taking everything as it comes.
And you decide not to worry, even when things look bad.
You figure there's just so many great things to look forward to. How Is Your Inner Child?

Spiderman. He's Geeky like me!

You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% Iron Man 75% Robin 55% Superman 50% Hulk 45% The Flash 45% Batman 40% Green Lantern 40% Catwoman 40% Wonder Woman 35% Supergirl 25% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle are You? (pics)

 
Michelangelo
Awe YAH! You're the party dude! You enjoy goofing off and pulling pranks! Life's a beach! People NEED you in order to lighten up! Happiness isn't a destination, it's simply a way of life! You like games, sports, and many different activities involving showing off your athletic skills! Does annoying your sisters and brothers count? Ehehe! You enjoy being the center of attention, the star of the show, and the known joker of the group! Gotta make 'em laugh!
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Which Griffin Family Guy Character are you?


Peter
You're Peter, You dumb, dumb fuck!
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My Blog

Christ-m-ARSE!

Let me tell you a thing or two about corporate work ball/do/party things.   They're all full of people that you thought you'd left behind a million years ago. That's right. It was just scary ex-n...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 00:05:00 GMT

Ten years on.

Blimey!Who says you need beer to have a good night out?!Get a load of this:Last night I got lucky enough to take a trip to 'diamond dogs' at the basement in t'boro.It's the monthly 90's and classic in...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 23:22:00 GMT

Halloween-mass

Tis Halloween-mass this week coming.  Party season.   I've got loads on for Halloween but got to fit it into just half a day. Shame really. Hopsibittle in the morning. Hope that's all sorted...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 20:10:00 GMT

A testing time.

For them folk bothered about my headaches... More tests need to be done.       The pain will continue.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 06:37:00 GMT

I'm not fat, I'm just big bellied!

Diet. The word that fills every (over)grown man with fear. Well, I'm on one. Need to lose a little ahead of this wedding of Craigies in November. I'm wearing a skirt for lordy's sake (Kilt-Ed) and so ...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 11:08:00 GMT

Hulk smash!!

So very very very angry today! So much so that I'm posting the rest of this in 'Hulk Green' If I so much as have to deal with anyone pratting about today then goat-eating lord help 'em. So what's ne...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 00:33:00 GMT

Farewell Jack Plant

This morning my Grandfather Jack Plant died. He's been in poor health and an unreasonable amount of pain for sometime now. I last saw him in 2003 and will maybe always regret not seeing him since then...
Posted by on Mon, 08 May 2006 23:11:00 GMT

World Cup 2006 Stickers

How good are stickers? I haven't even looked at sticker books in years and years (As a grown man that's how it should be). However, the other week I got a free World cup 2006 sticker album with The pa...
Posted by on Tue, 02 May 2006 09:23:00 GMT

Vocalist (gun) for hire

Viking man-beast vocalist & Lyrics man based in Teesside area seeks Ska, Punk, Oi, reggae crazyness action. Has own material but will work with others as well as being partial to th...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:36:00 GMT