Blonde, Blue eyes. Vegetarian, Aquarian.
Basically, if you can punt it (Baxter??), kick it, throw it, toss it, skank to it, eat it, drink it or rub it better I like it. Alot. Maybe too much... Hey, I dunno'.
I'm writing stand up.
Not the observational stuff that eveyone does these days. Check it out: "I mean have you seen that? You've seen observational comedy, right? That comedy that people do based on things that happen all the time. I mean... What's wrong with that?"
Basically, that stuff makes me want to just say: 'Oh, fuck off! You uninspiring wanker!'.
I'm apparently getting quite good at it.
Me. Coming to a shite comedy night near you. Soon. You poor bastard!
I'm angry. Very angry. I hate chavs, emos, teenage parents, scunners, gypos, Dingles, Mancs, southerners, benefit frauds, gun nuts, the 'people' of Leicester & people that work in 'The public sector' (What the fuck is THAT??!).
What Is Your Battle Cry?
L o! Who is that, striding amidst the icy wasteland! It is Conan The Vegetarian, hands clutching a thorned whip! He screams mightily:
"I'm seriously going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!"
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