I'm all about cynicism, smart-assing, sarcastic remarks, lewd/rude/shrewd/crude comments, and teasing the less fortunate...while I am interested in making you feel like an "ass", I, in turn, am interested in letting you know that I am an "ass", too. The humbling process is good for everyone.
Anyone who can put up with my smart-ass comments, and in return, will dish out comments that are smarter and ass-ier than mine...
I listen to EVERYTHING... From Sinatra to Enimnem, NSYNC to Bocelli, New Found Glory to Earth, Wind, and Fire, Snoop to Andrew Lloyd Webber...the list goes on, baby...
You name a movie, and I'll tell you if I like it or not....mostly, I dig Disney movies, Pixar movies, comedies like Adam Sandler movies, Mike Myer movies...basically any SNL spin-off movies... except for David Spade and Norm MacDonald movies...yunno, I want to laugh at a movie, not cry or hide my eyes behind my hands the whole time...and to everyone's surprise, my ice heart does enjoy romantic comdedies as well...
Most people who know me would say I don't watch TV, you know, I only watch the real educational stuff like: Law and Order: SVU, CSI: Las Vegas, American Idol, Sex and the City, Buffy, Friends, Simpsons, Family Guy, anything with a smart-ass character...you know, the stuff I can REALLY learn from.
The crap that I get assigned to read in school...the Babysitters Club, Goosebumps...can you tell I haven't read since I was little? The important thing is that I do know HOW to read. And thankfully, all that reading has made me an xsellent spellerer, with, good; grammarr,
Stewie Griffin, Ms. Kelly Clarkson, Ellen Degeneres, Bruce Lee, Reverend Al Sharpton, Monica Lewinsky, Anna Nicole Smith, Latoya Jackson, William Hung, William Shattner, Pat Sajack, John Tesh, Michael Bolton, Judge Reinhold, Kathy Lee Gifford, Jaleel White, Bob Saget, Regis Philbin, Tony Danza, Burt Reynolds, the guy on the Subway commercials who used to be fat, but now is just ugly, Liza Minelli, Milli and of course, Vanilli...