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William

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Hello, my name is William Kelly and I know more than you do. I wont tell you a lot about myself on here, you will have to ask me in person or in a message, but if you do ask me in person, dont mention this page. I am not really supposed to have it, according to school rules, but I have it anyway. So, dont mention it to me...

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

*******DISCLAIMER******* this isnt really Mr Kelly, it is only a shadow of him. This profile was created by Ramsey and Colonel Cody Khaos, not by Mr Kelly himself. Basically, this profile is Mr Kelly, but it actually isnt...but dont let that keep you from showing the MySpace love and adding him as a friend. By supporting this profile, you are supporting the great entity that is "William Kelly"! But remember, oficially, Mr Kelly has nothing to do with this profile so if you are offended by this, it isnt Mr Kelly, it is probably Ramsey.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

John Stewart and Stephen Colbert, preferably at the same time. Then Plato, Aristotle, Des Cartes, Machiavelli and Socrates, just to show them how wrong they are about everything and how I am the all-knowing master of existance. I would also like to meet George Bush for the pleasure of bitch slapping him and confusing his puny little mind with my incredible debate skills. Most importantly, I would love to meet Jack Johnson, I would also love to meet Tyrone, and then maybe Liberace or Richard Simmons...

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