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He's a better me than me...

So, I've come to the conclusion that I have a very common name. And apparently all Josh Gross's have similar interests as well, because when you google me, you find a lot of other dudes with the same ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 09:34:00 GMT

Thoughts on rejection letters...

I'm completely intellectually aware that all manners of the publishing industry are in flames. Not only is the economy down, which affects both sales and advertising revenue, the only two forms of inc...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Mar 2009 16:25:00 GMT

How far I've sunk...

A few years back, I discovered I had a yuppie doppleganger. A man, named Josh Gross, who does all of the same stuff I do, but kind of sucky lame versions of it. See for yourself.I've spent significant...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:10:00 GMT

In 2008 I...

Graduated college, despite never intending to go in the first placeFulfilled an odd dream of mine by being a mascotWent to Costa Rica for a month, and found it seriously lackingWas rejected more than ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:07:00 GMT

New arguments in the nacho vs french fry showdown...

Nachos represent two of the worst evils of the world, classism and globalization, making french fries the superior choice.By using so many different ingredients, most of which are not grown domestical...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:10:00 GMT

My Mascot Day...

In need of money, and something weird to do, I consented to be the Cheerful Tortoise's (really douchey sports bar) mascot at a Vikings game. The original mascot got sick, and my friend Emma was at th...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 03:08:00 GMT

Maui update...

Apparently, I've failed to say what I intended. That's what I get for writing mid-anxiety attack.Last post was about fear of putting myself out there. That's the heart of the issue. Watching the DNC s...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 21:39:00 GMT

Why I Won’t be Going to Maui...

Last night was the convergence of several different events/forces in my life, and it pushed a realization I'm not sure I care for.First, I was offered a job. A really good one. One that includes free ...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Aug 2008 07:06:00 GMT

News Flash--Bikes and Cars Actually Want the Same Thing: Safety

Here's an Op-Ed I just wrote that I'm reasonably sure The Oregonian will reject, as they seem to be intent on becoming entirely devoid of social value.The recent acceleration of the factionilization o...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:15:00 GMT

Of men and minivans...

I have a habit of dropping in and out of doing standup comedy. There's always reasons for it. I get busy or someone or something about it pisses me off and I need some time away. But none of those thi...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 01:20:00 GMT