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Bushpounder

Standin' on the razor's edge. Don't look down, just keep your head or you’ll be finished! PUSH IT

About Me

I've met quite a few people in my lifetime and only a handful of them ever proved to be memorable. Even fewer have left a lasting impression on my personality... Yes, I said it: Idols. Those people that are so amazing that you strive to live up to their personalities, even if this goal is impossible. Joe Bushko is one of these people. Upon first meeting Joe it is very obvious that he is unlike any other human being. His pristine complexion, impeccable sense of style, and those eyelashes that render mascara obselete all come together to form an aura of superiority. What makes Joe's appearance amazing is that the man only showers once a week. That's right. All of Joe's beauty comes naturally making him all the more amazing. But looks aren't the only thing Joe has going for him. His personality is perhaps even more admirable. Joe Bushko is a true gentleman who will do anything to make his lover happy. He takes the same stance on his friends, always putting himself on the line to assure the happiness and well being of those close to him. Joe also has extremely refined tastes in the arts as well. His choice of music represents himself. At times dark and mysterious, at times vibrant and uplifting, but always complex and beautiful. One could go on for page after page about the greatness of the man that is Joe Bushko, but this description should suffice. One can only hope to have Joe Bushko in their life, and if you are one of the lucky few to have had such a blessing bestowed upon you, then you must cherish it. -- John J. Kroha
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GOTHIC ROCK!! MARILYN MANSON KICKS ASS AND HAS VERY MEANINGFUL LYRICS TO HIS SONGS!! MANY PEOPLE THINK HES WEIRD BUT IF YOU ACTUALLY LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC AND READ HIS BIOGRAPHY YOU WILL REALIZE THAT THOSE PEOPLE ARE ALL WRONG! YOU DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT POLITICS. YOU THINK IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! I DONT BLAME YOU EITHER!

My Interests

NOTE OF WARNING IF YOU ARE BITTEN BY A BUSHWOOD: SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION IMMEDIATELY.
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So familiar and overwhelmingly warm This one, this form I hold now. Embracing you, this reality here, This one, this form I hold now, so Wide eyed and hopeful. Wide eyed and hopefully wild. We barely remember what came before this precious moment, Choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside... This body holding me, reminding me that I am not alone in This body makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion. We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment, We are choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside This holy reality, this holy experience. Choosing to be here in This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal All this pain is an illusion. Alive, I In this holy reality, in this holy experience. Choosing to be here in This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal All this pain is an illusion. Twirling round with this familiar parable. Spinning, weaving round each new experience. Recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing. This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality. Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal. All this pain is an illusion.

I'd like to meet:

LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO.
-Matt Brophy The American Poet
Bull Shnoogles!
- The American Poet
"fat people rock"
-maggie ogrady
"Turn that music down, I can't concentrate!"
- My mom (While watching QVC)
Yeah man, you can just sneak right past the hammer bros. You ever hear of a little game called, 'Splinter Cell'? Yeah, it's kinda like that except you're a fat Italian plumber from Brooklyn
- The American Poet
Yeah, you can always tell when he gets drunk, cause he just kinda stops making fun of people and just sits there with like, this glazed over look on his face..
- American Poet
"Is the pizza done yet?".. "Semmz, it's been four minutes.."
-Semmz and Me
You mean to tell me, peanut butter isn't sticky?.. No no no, here, let me show you two non-sticky items... See how they don't stick together? Now you're telling me, that if they were covered in peanut butter, they wouldn't stick?
- The American Poet

Music:

Me (Whats up?)
Jenny (Joe?)
Me (Yeah.. Hi Jenny...)
Jenny (Joe... Are you gay?)
Me (HAHAHAHA what?)
Jenny (Someone told me you were gay..)
Me (Hahaha that's great.. No I'm not.)
Jenny (Thats what I thought.)
Me (Who told you that?)
Jenny (Umm.. I dont remember)
Me (Come on Jenny dont bullshit me)
Jenny (Hahaha.. I dont remember.. Seriously.)
Me (Jenny, come on, don't pull that shit on me.)
Jenny (They were just like, "He's gay" and I was like, "What?" and they were like, "Yeah him and Kroha.")
Me (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Jenny (I was like, "I was Joe's like best friend for so long. I would know if he was gay.")
Me (That's fuckin great man.)
Jenny (Anyway, what are you doing tomorrow? I get my car back and I dont have to work.)
Me (..........I dunno..)
Jenny (Well you should call me and we should hang out.)
Me (Alright, cool.)
Jenny (Alright see ya.)
Me (See ya.)

Movies:

I wish you were here.. I am Captain Bushpants. Hear me roar.

Television:

One time, I purchased a pair of jeans for $75... Those jeans came with 5 holes in them.. Very large holes.. I want another pair just like them..

Books:

Bushwood: Buy him for looks. Buy him for life.

Heroes:

Me, Captain Bushpants, and, of course, Me.