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So familiar and overwhelmingly warm
This one, this form I hold now.
Embracing you, this reality here,
This one, this form I hold now, so
Wide eyed and hopeful.
Wide eyed and hopefully wild.
We barely remember what came before this precious moment,
Choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside...
This body holding me, reminding me that I am not alone in
This body makes me feel eternal. All this pain is an illusion.
We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment,
We are choosing to be here right now. Hold on, stay inside
This holy reality, this holy experience.
Choosing to be here in
This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All this pain is an illusion.
Alive, I
In this holy reality, in this holy experience. Choosing to be here in
This body. This body holding me. Be my reminder here that I am not alone in
This body, this body holding me, feeling eternal
All this pain is an illusion.
Twirling round with this familiar parable.
Spinning, weaving round each new experience.
Recognize this as a holy gift and celebrate this chance to be alive and breathing.
This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality.
Embrace this moment. Remember. We are eternal.
All this pain is an illusion.
LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT WE ARE GOING TO DO.
-Matt Brophy The American Poet
Bull Shnoogles!
- The American Poet
"fat people rock"
-maggie ogrady
"Turn that music down, I can't concentrate!"
- My mom (While watching QVC)
Yeah man, you can just sneak right past the hammer bros. You ever hear of a little game called, 'Splinter Cell'? Yeah, it's kinda like that except you're a fat Italian plumber from Brooklyn
- The American Poet
Yeah, you can always tell when he gets drunk, cause he just kinda stops making fun of people and just sits there with like, this glazed over look on his face..
- American Poet
"Is the pizza done yet?".. "Semmz, it's been four minutes.."
-Semmz and Me
You mean to tell me, peanut butter isn't sticky?.. No no no, here, let me show you two non-sticky items... See how they don't stick together? Now you're telling me, that if they were covered in peanut butter, they wouldn't stick?
- The American Poet
Me (Whats up?)
Jenny (Joe?)
Me (Yeah.. Hi Jenny...)
Jenny (Joe... Are you gay?)
Me (HAHAHAHA what?)
Jenny (Someone told me you were gay..)
Me (Hahaha that's great.. No I'm not.)
Jenny (Thats what I thought.)
Me (Who told you that?)
Jenny (Umm.. I dont remember)
Me (Come on Jenny dont bullshit me)
Jenny (Hahaha.. I dont remember.. Seriously.)
Me (Jenny, come on, don't pull that shit on me.)
Jenny (They were just like, "He's gay" and I was like, "What?" and they were like, "Yeah him and Kroha.")
Me (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
Jenny (I was like, "I was Joe's like best friend for so long. I would know if he was gay.")
Me (That's fuckin great man.)
Jenny (Anyway, what are you doing tomorrow? I get my car back and I dont have to work.)
Me (..........I dunno..)
Jenny (Well you should call me and we should hang out.)
Me (Alright, cool.)
Jenny (Alright see ya.)
Me (See ya.)
I wish you were here.. I am Captain Bushpants. Hear me roar.
One time, I purchased a pair of jeans for $75... Those jeans came with 5 holes in them.. Very large holes.. I want another pair just like them..
Bushwood: Buy him for looks. Buy him for life.
Me, Captain Bushpants, and, of course, Me.