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Dammit, I hate talking about myself. OK, let's see - what can I tell you about me...I'm a pretty laid-back guy. I'm pretty shy until I get to know someone. I'm the type of person that stands in the back of the bar talking to my friends instead of spewing cheesy pick-up lines to every woman in the place. In fact, anyone that wants to talk to me in a bar is probably gonna have to come talk to me, cause I hardly ever make the first move. And it takes alcohol to get me on the dance floor. Once I get to know someone though, it's hard to shut me up. I'm actually kind of a clown...Don't let the profile fool you - I'm a very modest person. I HATE being the center of attention...I think I'm too nice. It pisses me off sometimes. I also think I'm too sensitive. I once had a chance to kill a mouse in our office, and I couldn't do it. It just sat there looking at me like "Please don't kill me." I was like "I can't do it." It sucks...I'm 214 lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal...I won't lie - I do get jealous...I'm a good listener...I may seem dumb, but I graduated with a 3.9 GPA in high school. I also took 8 semester of calculus in college before changing my major...Every morning, I have a bowl of Honeynut Cheerios - no milk in the bowl. But I do have a big glass of milk with it...I'm very close to my family. I have 2 brothers and 2 sisters. I'm the oldest...I don't have many friends, but I'd do anything for the ones I do have...My job description: I'm a landscape designer for Villa Landscapes, which is the installation division for the Patio Town stores. I go to people's houses, and they tell me what they'd like to do with their yards. I measure the site, draw up a plan, estimate the price, and sell it to the homeowner. I then supervise the installation of the project until it's finished. It's a difficult, time-consuming job, but I love what I do. I get to create some amazing things, and no project is ever the same...I stay up really late...I admit it - I moisturize regularly. I don't give a shit if people think it's gay. I think soft skin is important. I also like to smell good. I keep 2 types of cologne in my vehicle...I have a problem with authority. I fight the good fight - even if I have no idea what the good fight is about. Rebel Without A Cause - that's me...I have a wicked scar on my left arm. I tell people I got shot...I definitely have a wild side to me. I once walked into an office where our company's owner, president and 3 vice presidents were sitting and performed "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani. Now THAT shit was bananas...I put the F-U in FUN...I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!...Get Your Own Voice Player Manage
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