Kyle 17 CNHS I love to Surf I love to Ski You know you're from the Jersey Shore when... you wear flip-flops til it snows...and sometimes still even then girls: your favorite bikini top is also your favorite bra you know what a BENNY is and you hate them all with a passion you refuse to pay for parking at the boardwalk and so you drive around for a minimum of fifteen minutes to find a residential spot you know that point is not something you do with your finger...its a place you spend 80% of your time you know the two greatest inventions are Fins and Surf Taco You have consumed at least 20 lbs. of Rita's itlaian ice in your lifetime but you know strollo's is better there are no shoes you'd rather wear than uggs...end of story girls: you have absolutely no interest in the gotti boys trying to grind on you at abyss swear words should be in the dictionary you use them so often you do NOT under ANY circumstances pump your own gas you have had at least one instance of partial nudity at the beach...whether intentional or unintentional you never say "down the shore" unless you're trying to explain to a benny where you're from you revel in the secrecy of b*****d beach (name hidden to protect its bennylessness) you do not say new joisey..in fact you know that no one from joisey does...or anyone for that matter you don't laugh when you tell people you're from jersey and they say "o what exit har har har" you know you're the only people on earth who don't have an accent you can't help but giggle when someone says wicked girls: you're obsessed with sunshine daydreams the smell of the ocean is better than any other scent in the world! you sleep on sandy sheets...all year round you given a benny the wrong directions at least once:-) you truly believe in your heart that we have a parallel culture to orange county, CA...and it is so true you know you're hair looks its best after being in the ocean at least one of your friends genuinely does surf you know that you can't make a left anywhere and that the jughandle is a way of life you know that you live in the greatest place on earth when your sitting in the snow...looking at the ocean you know that pork roll is more precious than gold and have never been more scandalized than when you found out that other people have never even heard of it..let alone consumed it you make it a habbit of going to wawa as often as possible Im me on RustySurfer914I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
