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Kafka Udoltsova

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About Me

Ya know that scene in Elf where Will Ferrell runs around in the spinning door, throws up, and keeps on spinning?? Yea.....that's me. =DDD
You Are From Neptune
You are dreamy and mystical, with a natural psychic ability.
You love music, poetry, dance, and (most of all) the open sea.
Your soul is filled with possibilities, and your heart overflows with compassion.
You can be in a room full of friendly people and feel all alone.
If you don't get carried away with one idea, your spiritual nature will see you through anything. What Planet Are You From?

My Interests

music, experience, passion, feeling, hippie shops, the many opinions of beauty, art, art museums, punk attitude, live shows, dada moments, flowers, hugs, smiles, trees, road trips, driving, good conversation, the sound of rain, taking pictures, living, life!!

I'd like to meet:

Patti Smith, Roberto Benigni.I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Music:



Frank Zappa, Pink Floyd, Syd Barrett, The Beatles, The Queers, The Vacancy, The Sex Pistols, The RAMONES, PATTI SMITH, The Hellacopters, 13th Floor Elevators, Sitar Sudah, X Ray Spex, Rub the Buddha, Streetlight Manifesto, Brain Jonestown Massacre, Butthole Surfers, The Doors, Muse, Gogol Bordello, The White Stripes....

Movies:

Live in Pompeii, Baby Snakes, Dinner with Melvin, Woody Allen movies, Phantom of the Paradise, Rock and Roll High School, Quills, Hot Fuzz, Frida, JOHN WATERS, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Tampopo, the ORIGINAL Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Shaun of the Dead basically any movie with ZOMBIES!, Paris France, Johnny Stecchino, Life is Beautiful, The Spanish Apartment, Russian Dolls, Infamous, Coffee and Cigarettes...

Television:

Degrassi: The Next Generation, Who's Line is it Anyway?, The Young Ones Which Young Ones Character Are You?
You're the Balowski clanIt's like you've got a spilt personality and none of them are quite normal...but at least you've got your doc marten boots
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Heroes:

Frida Kahlo, Salvador Dali, Patti Smith, Bob Dylan, Roberto Benigni, Ellen Unger Willis Cox, Gaylord Grow Willis, Robert Crumb. :}

My Blog

Rock n Roll bursts through Pulitzer wall!!!!!

I dedicate this article to all the fuckheads who claim Bob Dylan isn’t a poet. :}Rock icon Bob Dylan wins Pulitzer nodUpdated Tue. Apr. 8 2008 9:09 AM ETThe Associated PressNEW YORK -- Thanks to...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 07:29:00 PST

A Dream for Winter

~Exestentialist Determinist Nightmare~the skies are gray, the sun is grey.My face is grey, so they say these days.the music is benign, the art is bland.your words, my words, her words, his words, thei...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 11:03:00 PST

crickets talkin back and forth in rhyme

hay hayz! i'm really REALLY into bobby dylan right now, hence the subject line. but tonight was an amazing night! we had an open mic night for tobeco and i wrote another poem at michelle's during othe...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 09:40:00 PST

give me somethin to believe in....

most apologizies for the poison lyric, but i'm really BLEH. i feel like my throat's so dry my tongue has congealed to it before all the saliva evaporated from it. i'm gasping for air and water but the...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:20:00 PST

lemme smell yo DICK!

hello hello! i am ending this lovely thursday with the satisfied joy that i wrote two papers in one day, WELL! i'm actually proud of them! i'm so proud of them i'm going to bore you all to death and ...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 10:58:00 PST

an unlimited amount...

so i went to a poetry reading last night at michelle's. about halfway through the show i was ever so inspired to write! it's very rare occurence so please enjoyz! IF YOU COULD PLEASE, let me know your...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:15:00 PST

Righty or Lefty?

Totally stole this one from soapy, totally AWESOME!! let me know on here what your results were!! it's reallly freaking cool!!http://www.thedenverchannel.com/irresistible/14360333/ detail.htmldoooooooo...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

Naturlich Hochen

Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. 2.  Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3.  A hot shower. 4.  No lines at the supermarket . 5.  A special glance. 6. ...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:03:00 PST

i have a blue dott on muh hand...

I GOT A MANS VIOLA RINGTONE!!! YAYZ! yea, it's televators and now since i'm talking about it it's perpetually flowing through my brain...=D anywayz, it's been one HELL of a week. it's been snitty week...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 06:14:00 PST

I GOT THE CRAMPS & I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT!!!!!

sigh, I really need to watch Napa state hospital again. SIGH!! so today is Wednesday. I'm in ze gallery staring at artpieces that I would never really be interested in. It's okay, today's been a bipol...
Posted by Kafka Udoltsova on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:21:00 PST