Doug Jeter

I GOT VIDEO!! Check it out. There's nothing like the internal combustion symphony of a Ferrari !! I drove form Scottsdale, AZ all the way to Madison,MS 22 hours none stop. I meet Elvis one time in the desert welding on a car at a fillin station. "Some People are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. I can sport pleated pants and you still scream 'Bling', and I can't sing a lick. I watch you tube and the history channel more than you. I can't stand mushrooms, But I want to start a cooking show called Getting Baked With Doug. Can't whistle with my fingers, counted to infinity once. I don't know what I like better, new shoes or new socks. They are both the best. I can speak piglatin, once ate a whole hamburger at once. My Mom yelled at Danny one time for fingering the mashed potatoes on Christmas. I sux at sports. I was on a Kick Ball team called Speedie Gonzolas im AZ. I was just there to laugh at myself. My Dad thought for two years that I lived in Indianapolis but I lived in Minneapolis. Some times you just don't try to correct your parents because its funny when they really are wrong.. I have lived in Minnesota, Arizona, and now Califoria working as a Dancer. You May have heard of us, THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER. (I generally come in about 15 minutes late and I use the side door so Lumberg doesn't see me.) and now we even have TPS reports. I found it only fitting to have a Hawaiian shirt day. Just recently, I got a new printer. It said "Paper Jam", but THERE WAS NO PAPER JAM. Unbelievable, I know, but true. I mis the college days. So I try to get to Oxford as often as I can, especially for games. I fall asleep watching movies. Nothing makes me laugh more than crop dusting some one behind me on an esculator..... O' yea, did I mention I have to do TPS reports..--------------------------------------------------- -----------------------------------------------------******* ****************************************************I miss Scottsdale, AZ. Thats one cool town.Hopefully one day I can return to the desert. Theres nothing like it. Minneapolis is as well. I remember when I first moved to MN and thinking what in the tar-nation did I get myself into. ***********************************************************