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Smoking the Devils' Lettuce!

I'm like school in the summer............. No Class!!!!

About Me

Lets see what there is to know about me that you can't assume by one look at me. HMMMM. I dig the vintage 40's 50's scene, the 60's mind set, and the 70's way of life. Read between those lines and you'll know I have few morals and even fewer sober moments.make
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MySpace Editor Rasheed Richmond BLOW ON MY STICK!!!! ha ha

My Interests

It all boils down to: Men with agendas, time, and drugs... CLASSY AFFAIRS! Getting drunk and pettin' the duck. Smoking fattys, peddling smut, getting inked, pierced, fucked... up, and living and burning on the motherfuckin' westside.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody I want to meet is dead, so your guess is as good as mine as to where that leaves me... besides if you know me you know that people aren't exactly my forte. i'm an all or nothing kinda girl.CHIGGEN BOOBIES

Music:

I love classic rock, Queen, Led Zepplin, Pink Flloyd, Steve Miller Band, Bob Dylan, Journey, Styx, CREAM, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Alabama, Doobie Brothers for sure, Creedence Clearwater Revival, James Taylor, Ritchie Valens, Elvis, the Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, The Allman Brothers, America, Simon and Garfunkle, Eric Clapton, Sublime, a bit of Angry white punk.... but mostly I keep it basic......Stoner Shit.MUSIC TO MY EARS IS A BUBBLING BINGER!!

Movies:

Old School, Super Troopers, Zoolander, Breakfast Club, Pumpkin, Dazed and Confused, Half Baked, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, American Beauty, American History X, BraveHeart, Fight Club, The Long Long Trailer, Milo and Otis, Alice in Wonderland, Return to Oz, Evil Dead, Blow, Boogie Nights, Porn, Fear and Loathing, The Life of David Gale , WoodStock, Forrest Gump,Resivor Dogs, GoodFellas, Donnie Darko, GodFather Iand II, Bader Santa. Almost Famous, The Wall, Yellow Submarine,& BOONDOCK SAINTS changed my life!3 SHEETS TO THE WIND... 3 SHEETS TO THE WIND MMMMMMMM Shrooms... Taste Like Shit

Television:

Family Guy for sure, RoseAnne, I Love Lucy, and anything else that will make me laugh

Books:

Through the Looking Glass, Alice in Wonderland, Fear and Loathing (in Las Vegas and on the Campaign Trail), The Rum Diaries, Lolita, The Crying of Lot 49, Forrest Gump, A Tree grows in Brooklyn, The Once and Future King, Naked Lunch, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test, I'll Love You Forever, Catcher in the Rye, Acid Dreams, A Wrinkle in Time, Helter Skelter, GidgetTRASHED IN VEGO!!!!!

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Albert Hoffman and that which makes me see crazy SHIT!!!! MAIN STREET ELECTRICAL PARADE...... IS BOMB!

My Blog

DRUNKEN REALIZATIONS

Life is a series of multiple choice questions, in the long run it ends in sucess or failure... and those results stem from the A, B, or C answers you choose..   PS.... I don't know if life is ama...
Posted by Crass Cunt on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 05:16:00 PST

Now hear this..............

Im fuckin sick of paying for shit..... I have more bills and responsibility than any of you fuckin freeloaders in my life, and you all goddamn know it....... You know who you are start chipping in... ...
Posted by Crass Cunt on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 01:26:00 PST

Happiness,

it goes as quickly as it comes, much like highs, so all you can do is relish it in the moment...
Posted by Crass Cunt on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST

LSD............ Live See Die

So if thats all life really is then why not go through it enhancing that which you see. It's funny, without living in a drug haze, you can't understand the clarity that the drug brings, you are unable...
Posted by Crass Cunt on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 03:47:00 PST

Imagination and belief is all you need

However cliche` this may be, what follows is completly inspired by a Hollywood film. If you have a parent that is alive, the next time something hits you close to the heart, the next time something...
Posted by Crass Cunt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Suck my left one, Yultide Cheer!

I fucking hate Christmas and all the craziness and crazies that come out of ther caves around this time of year, you should have seen the fucking mall on the 22nd... Call me the Grinch but I prefer pl...
Posted by Crass Cunt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

**High**way 15

Fuck You B-Town.... Vegas here we come!
Posted by Crass Cunt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST