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Cheddar Bob

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Hey everybody, I’m Steve aka Cheddar Bob. I like to read, like to write, like to cook, and I’m also obviously a huge dork. Heh, right now I stay busy with classes and work…I’m a pre-dental major. I love my job at Renna’s, I have incredible fun, do nothing, and get paid for it…what more could I ask for? As for me, I’m just a random, crazy white boy who loves to goof around and have fun. I do that whole “serious” thing when I have to, but I’d much rather be laughing and smiling if I could be. If ya wanna know more just message me. Okay, I love you peoples, buh bye!
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Really Long Survey (over 200)
What is your name?: Steven John Peres
Are you named after anyone?: My middle name is from my grandpa
What's your screename?: MrSteviePeres
Would you name a child of yours after you?: No
If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name be?: Yolanda
If you could switch names with a friend who would it be?: Durak, because Durak just sounds sweet
Are there any mispronounciations/typos that ppl do w/ your name constantly?: Perez...it's an "s" people, not a "z." Do I look hispanic to you???
Would you drop your last name if you became famous?: Why would I do that?
Basics
Your gender:: Male
Straight/Gay/Bi:: Straight
Single?: Single
If not, do you want to be?:
Birthdate:: 4/29/1987
Your age:: 19
Age you act:: 2
Age you wish you were:: 21
Your height:: 5'10"
Eye color:: brown
Happy with it?: I like blue eyes
Hair color:: Dark brown
Happy with it?: I like blond hair
Lefty/righty/ambidextrous:: Left-handed people rule!
Your living arrangement:: Condo with my brother
Your family:: ummm...mom, dad, brother
Have any pets?: I'm allergic to almost anything with fur
Whats your job?: Making food
Piercings?: None
Tattoos?: Hell no
Obsessions?: Harry Potter
Addictions?: Harry Potter
Do you speak another language?: French
Have a favorite quote?: Of course..."If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." -Sirius Black
Do you have a webpage?: duh...why else would I be doing this?
Deep Thoughts About Life and You in it
Do you live in the moment?: Sure
Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: yes
Do you have any secrets?: who doesn't
Do you hate yourself?: no
Do you like your handwriting?: It's terrible and illegible, but I still love it
Do you have any bad habits?: probably
What is the compliment you get from most people?: that I'm cute and fun
If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Crazy white boy
What's your biggest fear?: Losing those that I love
Can you sing?: Of course, though not well
Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: why would I do that?
Are you a loner?: At times
What are your #1 priorities in life?: Shouldn't I only have one #1?
If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: Duh...
Are you a daredevil?: It depends on the dare
Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: Not really
Are you passive or agressive?: I'm not passive anymore, but I'm not really aggressive either
Do you have a journal?: No
What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Strength: being me Weakness: being me
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?: I'm pretty content, thanks
Do you think you are emotionally strong?: sure
Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Not much
Do you think life has been good so far?: Yeah
What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: fuck what other people think about you
What do you like the most about your body?: my calves
And least?: stomach
Do you think you are good looking?: Of course I do
Are you confident?: Cha
What is the fictional character you are most like?: Harry Potter
Are you perceived wrongly?: I dunno...I don't care
Do You...
Smoke?: I like my lungs
Do drugs?: All the time...
Read the newspaper?: Sometimes
Pray?: Every night
Go to church?: Hardly
Talk to strangers who IM you?: Why not
Sleep with stuffed animals?: I used to
Take walks in the rain?: I love running in the rain
Talk to people even though you hate them?: sure
Drive?: Very fun
Like to drive fast?: Even better
Would or Have You Ever?
Liked your voice?: yes
Hurt yourself?: not intentionally
Been out of the country?: no
Eaten something that made other people sick?: no
Been in love?: no
Done drugs?: every day...allergy meds baby
Gone skinny dipping?: not yet
Had a medical emergency?: not that I remember
Had surgery?: nope
Ran away from home?: I like my parents
Played strip poker?: Nope
Gotten beaten up?: No
Beaten someone up?: I'm not that mean
Been picked on?: yes
Been on stage?: yes
Slept outdoors?: yes
Thought about suicide?: yes
Pulled an all nighter?: yes
If yes, what is your record?: 9 AM
Gone one day without food?: I'm not crazy
Talked on the phone all night?: hell no
Slept together with the opposite sex w/o actually having sex?: No, and I haven't had sex
Slept all day?: can't do that
Killed someone?: My God, what is this about?
Made out with a stranger?: Haha, no
Had sex with a stranger?: That's just stupid
Thought you're going crazy?: all the time
Kissed the same sex?: Don't think I ever wanna experience that
Done anything sexual with the same sex?: I'm not even answering this
Been betrayed?: who hasn't
Had a dream that came true?: not really sure
Broken the law?: Nah, I'm a goodie two shoes
Met a famous person?: Jessica Simpson, she's pretty
Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Maybe...
On purpose?: Again, I'm not a heartless bastard
Told a secret you swore you wouldn't tell?: probably not
Stolen anything?: Food at work...heh heh
Been on radio/tv?: Nope
Been in a mosh-pit?: Nah
Had a nervous breakdown?: I'm not that nuts...yet
Bungee jumped?: I don't like the idea of a piece of string being the only thing from keeping me splat into the ground
Had a dream that kept coming back?: No
Beliefs
Belive in life on other planets?: Definitely
Miracles?: Sure
Astrology?: It's bull
Magic?: If I were a wizard, that'd be frickin amazing
God?: Yes
Satan?: Yes
Santa?: Sure
Ghosts?: Not really
Luck?: To an extent
Love at first sight?: I'm a hopeless, so yes
Yin and yang (that good cant exist w/o bad)?: that's true
Witches?: Lets go lynching!
Easter bunny?: No, but that'd be a ginormous bunny
Believe its possible to remain faithful forever?: yes
Believe theres a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?: I wish
Do you wish on stars?: Sometimes
Deep Theological Questions
Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell?: Yes
Do you think God has a gender?: no
Do you believe in organized religion?: no
Where do you think we go when we die?: I dunno...I'll find out someday though
Friends
Do you have any gay/lesbian friends?: Yes
Who is your best friend?: James Casale, the italian stallion
Who's the one person that knows most about you?: my mommy
What's the best advice that anyone has ever given to you?: Never give up
Your favourite inside joke?: Too many
Thing you're picked on most about?: Weight
Who's your longest known friend?: Nick
Newest?: Amanda
Shyest?: Lauren
Funniest?: C. Stanley
Sweetest?: Ashley
Closest?: Jim
Weirdest?: Andrew
Smartest?: Kyle
Ditziest?: Marilyn
Friends you miss being close to the most?: Marcus and Jim
Last person you talked to online?: Evan
Who do you talk to most online?: Evan
Who are you on the phone with most?: My mommy
Who do you trust most?: My mommy
Who listens to your problems?: I don't like to bitch that much
Who do you fight most with?: Travis
Who's the nicest?: Amanda
Who's the most outgoing?: Bobby
Who's the best singer?: My Brother
Who's on your shit-list?: I'm not gonna say anything
Have you ever thought of having sex with a friend?: Sure
Who's your second family?: Renna's crew
Do you always feel understood?: No
Who's the loudest friend?: Durak
Do you trust others easily?: Not really
Who's house were you last at?: Mine
Name one person who's arms you feel safe in:: My Father's
Do your friends know you?: I dunno...I'd hope so
Friend that lives farthest away:: Jim and Marcus
Love and All That
Do you consider love a mistake?: No
What do you find romantic?: Lots of stuff
Turn-on?: Blond hair with blue eyes
Turn-off?: Obnoxious
First kiss?: Hasn't happened yet
If someone u had no interest in had interest in dating u how would u feel?: If I didn't know them that well I'd give 'em a chance
Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going: doesn't matter I spose
Have u ever wished it was more socially acceptable 4 a girl 2 ask a guy out: I haven't ever had problems asking girls out
Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractiv: yes
Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: I'm cute
What is best about the opposite sex?: Smile
What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: so damn hard to understand
What's the last present someone gave you?: Phone
Are you in love?: No
Do you consider your significant other hot?: Don't have one
Who Was the Last Person...
That haunted you?: I have no clue
You wanted to kill?: My lab teacher
That you laughed at?: Brett
That laughed at you?: Brett
That turned you on?: Why should I tell you
You went shopping with?: Ray and Chris
That broke your heart?: Hasn't happened
To disappoint you?: no clue
To ask you out?: haha, that's funny
To make you cry?: myself
To brighten up your day?: Durak
That you thought about?: I bet you would like to know that
You saw a movie with?: My brother
You talked to on the phone?: My mom
You talked to through IM/ICQ?: Evan
You saw?: Melaina and Patty
You lost?: My friends in H-Town
Right This Moment...
Are you going out?: nope
Will it be with your significant other?:
Or some random person?:
What are you wearing right now?: T-shirt and shorts
Body part you're touching right now:: none
What are you worried about right now?: my bio test tomorrow
What book are you reading?: gerald's game by stephen king
What's on your mousepad?: don't have one
Use 5 words to describe how you're feeling:: tired annoyed hungry bored worried
Are you bored?: this thing took forever, I'm getting annoyed with it
Are you tired?: yes
Are you talking to anyone online?: no
Are you talking to anyone on the phone?: no
Are you lonely or content?: content
Are you listening to music?: One day at a time by eminem and tupac
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You've been totally Bzoink*d
Your Values Profile
Loyalty:
You value loyalty highly.
You're completely devoted to your friends and family.
Even if they totally screw up, you're still there for them.
Just make sure they're equally loyal to you!
Honesty:
You value honesty a fair amount.
You're honest when you can be, but you aren't a stickler for it.
If a little white lie will make a situation more comfortable, you'll go for it.
In the end, you mostly care about "situational integrity."
Generosity:
You value generosity a fair amount.
You are all about giving, as long as there's some give and take.
Supportive and kind, you don't mind helping out a friend in need.
But you know when you've given too much. You have no problem saying "no"!
Humility:
You value humility highly.
You have the self-confidence to be happy with who you are.
And you don't need to seek praise to make yourself feel better.
You're very modest, and you're keep the drama factor low.
Tolerance:
You value tolerance a fair amount.
You are open to new cultures, beliefs, and ideas.
You have very few prejudices that you're aware of.
And while you are tolerant, you do stand true to what you believe. The Five Factor Values Test
You Are 29 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.
13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.
20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.
30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!
40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"What we know is not much. What we don't know is enormous." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
You are a
Social Conservative
(36% permissive)

and an...
Economic Liberal
(33% permissive)

You are best described as a:
Totalitarian
Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online Dating
Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.

My Interests

Golf, Poker, Hanging Out, Reading, Doing random stuff
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?GO ME!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Tiger Woods, Malcolm X, MLK Jr., Abraham Lincoln, Harry Potter (he's real in my world), Stephen King

Music:

The Temptations, Stevie Wonder, Jackie Wilson, Diana Ross and the Supremes, Smokey and the Miracles, Rick James, The Drifters, Eminem, DMX, Brian McKnight, Boyz II Men, Babyface, Linkin Park, Jagged Edge, Nelly, Notorious B.I.G., Tupac
You Are an Excellent Cook
You're a top cook, but you weren't born that way. It's taken a lot of practice, a lot of experimenting, and a lot of learning.
It's likely that you have what it takes to be a top chef, should you have the desire... Are You A Good Cook?

Movies:

Batman Begins, Spiderman (1 & 2), LOTR, HP, Full Metal Jacket, American History X, Gladiator, Shawshank Redemption
Your Hidden Talent
You're super sensitive and easily able to understand situations.
You tend to solve complex problems in a flash, without needing a lot of facts.
Decision making is easy for you. You have killer intuition.
The right path is always clear, and you're a bit of a visionary. What's Your Hidden Talent?

Television:

CNN Headline News, The Simpsons, Old School Nickelodeon, I don't watch that much TV actually...
Pepperoni Pizza
Robust and dominant.
When you go for something, you go full force.
You tend to take control of situations easily.
And in return, you get a ton of respect. What's Your Pizza Personality?I work at a pizza place, I had to take this one!

Books:

Artemis Fowl, LOTR, The Hobbit, HP, Ender's Game, A Clockwork Orange, The Things They Carried, Diablo Series, Childhood's End, The Songs of Distant Earth, Anything King, Anything Grisham, Anything Asimov...various others I'm sure...THE SLOW DANCER DELIBERATRE GENTLE LOVE DREAMER (DGLDm)Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive. While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.

Heroes:

My Parents and my brother
You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?

My Blog

Let's Get Personal...

Believe This is not a poem And this is not a verse I spent the first 17 years thinkin' that I was cursed And there is no stage This is not rehearsed It comes straight from the heart The one that was l...
Posted by Cheddar Bob on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:24:00 PST

My transformation...

So, my transformation thing on bodybuilding.com hasn't even been up for a week yet, but I've already gotten like 15 emails from people telling me how I inspired them or how I'm their hero and crazy st...
Posted by Cheddar Bob on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:28:00 PST

This One's gonna be Published

Complete I only know two things for sure, That she was sent here from heaven and that she's my girl, My guiding light in this cruel world&   I still remember, remember our first night, Holding he...
Posted by Cheddar Bob on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:38:00 PST

The Romantic Poems

Would You... Would you greet her with a single rose? Perhaps a dozen? For me, it would be five, Not too many, not nearly as trite as one. Then, would you take her to a gourmet restaurant? Order her th...
Posted by Cheddar Bob on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 03:33:00 PST

I just don't get women at all...

Theyll tell me they like me That we should go out, Then I ask them, theyll just flee, Some reacting in ways I would have been better off without.   Thereve been guffaws, Looks of the utmost awe. ...
Posted by Cheddar Bob on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:31:00 PST