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Brett

Life is a matter of luck, and the odds in favor of success are in no way enhanced by extreme caution

About Me

I love movies and sports...wait, PLAYING sports. Watching sports is for people that don't have netflix. I'm a pure bred Californian...I don't even know where Caucasia is. I can sit and write all day but I'd rather be outside. I HAVE to be around people, unless I'm not...that one's tough to explain. I DON'T live on a boat and my bedroom is big enough to fit everything I own in it...that's not saying that much. If you see me talk to me, cause I'm probably bored.
Life is about adventure and collecting stories. Go places and do things.

The Official Myspace Survey
Name: Brett
Birthday: 1/17/81
Birthplace: Fresno
Current Location: Huntington Beach
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: CALIFORNIAN!!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Adidas Campus II's
Your Weakness: Me? Weaknesses?
Your Fears: I fear one day having a weakness.
Your Perfect Pizza: Sierra Special
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Published.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: okay.
Thoughts First Waking Up: I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?
Your Best Physical Feature: The smile.
Your Bedtime: Whenever the lights go out.
Your Most Missed Memory: Sierra soccer.
Pepsi or Coke: Water.
MacDonalds or Burger King: In-n-out.
Single or Group Dates: What dates?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Orange spice.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry.
Cappuccino or Coffee: No thanks. (Wow, I really suck at these either or questions.)
Do you Smoke: Nope.
Do you Swear: Swearing's for bitches.
Do you Sing: Badly and often.
Do you Shower Daily: When I'm not living out of my car for a month at a time.
Have you Been in Love: Oh yeah.
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually.
Do you believe in yourself: Unshakably.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope.
Do you think you are Attractive: Of course.
Are you a Health Freak: No way!
Do you get along with your Parents: Definitely.
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as they happen hundreds of miles from me.
Do you play an Instrument: Nope.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yep.
In the past month have you Smoked: No way.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Just the one's that stop me from going blind.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Thanks for rubbing salt in the wound.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Who does that?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Oh yeah!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Is that a Disney joke?
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, at least there's that.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope.
Ever been Drunk: Ouch.
Ever been called a Tease: How about an emotionless ass?
Ever been Beaten up: I don't lose.
Ever Shoplifted: Technically...maybe.
How do you want to Die: Quickly and without knowing it's coming while on an adventure at age 147.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A wealthier version of me.
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan.
In a Boy/Girl...
Favorite Eye Color: Light.
Favorite Hair Color: Dark.
Short or Long Hair: Long.
Height: Shorter than me.
Weight: Lighter than me.
Best Clothing Style: More style than me.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Illegal? None.
Number of CDs I own: Maybe six?
Number of Piercings: None.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Life's too good right now to have regrets.
TAKE THIS MYSPACE SURVEY

My Interests

Adventure, movies, laughing, games...all of them, travel, In-N-Out Wednesdays, miniture golf, bicycling, TV on DVD, being active, being lazy, that day a month when I get to sleep and stories! But not necessarily in that order.

I'd like to meet:

Salvador Dali, Walt Disney, Neil Gaiman...and some old friends.

Music:

I'm REALLY bad at music...I think I may be missing a piece of brain.

Movies:

The Truman Show...if only life were like that, Harvey...anyone who's best friend is a six foot tall invisible rabbit is okay in my book and Ocean's Eleven...oh, to be a con man.

Television:

Arrested Development will forever be remembered as the greatest TV show ever made. Runners up: 24 and The Office.

Books:

Almost all of them...with the clear exception of When the Legends Die by Hal Borland, my god that's a terrible book.
Quick paraphrase of one of my new favorite quotes care of Franz Kafka. "The world is known to be uncommonly various, which can be verified at any time by taking a handful of world and looking at it closely."

Heroes:

The Flash is cool, I'm happy with that...but why the hell is Wonder Woman even on the list!!! I'm a dude.Your results:
You are The Flash The Flash 80% Iron Man 65% Superman 55% Wonder Woman 55% Hulk 55% Green Lantern 55% Spider-Man 50% Supergirl 50% Robin 45% Catwoman 45% Batman 30% Fast, athletic and flirtatious.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Blog

Harry the Costco Guy.

Hey Team,Apparently I have a sign stapled to my forehead that reads, "Come talk to me, I don't care if you're weird. I have nothing better to do." Here's the short version of the explanation: I'm on t...
Posted by Brett on Wed, 30 May 2007 01:55:00 PST

Cellular Leash.

Hey Team,After spending the day with my parents in sunny San Pedro the mom and the dad picked up their respective stuff and hit the road leaving me to wallow in my alone-ness for a couple extra days. ...
Posted by Brett on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:59:00 PST

Raccoon Rape.

Hey Team,I know you've all been dying to know the answer to this question but just haven't had the nerve to ask, "Hey Brett, if I were to wander around the Cabrillo Marina at two in the morning what k...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 10 May 2007 05:33:00 PST

Cracka Please!

Hey Team,This actually happened a couple of months ago, but I JUST got around to editing the footage. I've been up all night after taking one too many benedryl (What a useless freakin' drug that is, e...
Posted by Brett on Wed, 02 May 2007 04:21:00 PST

I'm not a dad, but I play one on TV.

Hey Team,I don't know how many of you have noticed, but my life seems to consist almost entirely of me falling head first into a serious of unlikely events. Case in point:I haven't had what most peopl...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:06:00 PST

1st Annual Earth Day Regatta 3000.

I hope you're all aware that this last Sunday was Earth Day. More importantly, I hope you all did your part to make Earth Day everything it should be and more! (If you didn't...don't worry, I took car...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 02:03:00 PST

Welcome to Crazytown.

Hey Team,Most everyone knows I've spent the last few months traveling up and down California collecting stories and saying, "Hi" to friends when I get the chance. As a result I've accumulating a prett...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

The Amtrek!

Hey Team,Ready for the big breaking news? Wondering what I've been up to for the last couple months? Curious what the next exciting adventure in the world of Brett is going to be? Hungry? Me too.I've ...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:22:00 PST

My dad could beat up...well, me.

There are a lot of important milestones in any life. Some good, some bad. But none worse than the day you realize you dad, despite being exactly twice your age, is more athletic than you. An especiall...
Posted by Brett on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 02:15:00 PST

Spinal injuries and speedos.

Hey Team,This is going to be an exciting first for Brett's Bjournal! I've had visual aids before (as seen in the MSRide blogs) but today I venture into the bold new land of web video. But first a litt...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 04:48:00 PST