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Kaiser Sose

You May Call Me The Novus Actus Intervenious!

About Me

If you are fortunate enough to be aquainted with me, then you really don't need to know this stuff, but for any random people on myspace who have seen the picture of a genuine sex god (i.e. my display picture) and are reading this because you want to fantasise over me here goes. I am a law student of Kings College London, I will not go into all that shit like "Im just a normal 18 year old who likes to drink and chill with friends" because A. unlike normal 18 year olds, I drink white Russians and long island iced tea instead of Carling, and B. I prefer to chill with my friends by going to decent clubs, agitating socialists and playing risk. I have to say uni life in London is rather fantastical, and as an active conservative, the opportunities to annoy socialists are vast. I originally came from a village outside of Birmingham called royst... I mean Shustoke, which had all the cliches of a hole of inbreds; Necrophiles obsessed with cancer patients who attack you in the pub, Theiving cripples who limp around and around by themselves until two in the morning, Resident "Gangsters" who are in fact just chavs, , and last but not least a token welsh homosexual who occupies the "wicken" residence. A lot of people also use this section to say that their friends are their lives and they love them; whilst I am fond of my friends, any of them believing that I would take a bullet for them should seriously consider investing in a kevlar vest. I currently live in Camden, in a flat shared with a Frog and a Jew, whilst I do enjoy the smell of garlic, the screams of Sacraficed Christian babies at night is rather un-nerving . To me myspace is a way of keeping tabs on the activities of other people, and to raise my own profile, so if you add me I am likely to accept- just remember that you will get offensive comments if you think you can ever best me. You may also address me by the following terms: Great one, your eminence, my lord, excellency, my beloved rightful emperor, or just for short-You Thatcherite, tory, capitalist fucking pig. For other witty blogs please visit www.theregalis.blogspot.com MyGen Profile Generator Test .. Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
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My Interests

My intrest in life is molding myself to be the rightful heir of Margaret Thatcher. It consumes me.

I'd like to meet:

Obviously I would like to meet the only person worthy of me addressing as an equal; Margaret Thatcher (I would accept my position as lower than our glorious majesty).I would also like to meet a number of dead people including Winston Churchill, Ronald Reagan,the Joker, Jerry Lundegaard and Richard Duke of Gloucester

Music:

Music from the eighties generaly fits my bill- it is usulay happy, and reminds me of 1.Margaret Thatcher 2.Ronald Reagan 3. the miners strike and 4. The Chernobyl nuclear meltdown- all things which bring a smile to my face. There is also an assortment of music from other decades that I enjoy to play whilst contemplating article 49 of the treaty of masstaricht, and how it will make me rich, but I cannot be bothered to list them here.....For your personal ammusment, here is my MC MC Paul Quintinelar Rap:E M S E A,Thats a secret way to say,MC Paul he's really gay,In Bristol he drove a tank,His dicks so small he cannot w*nk,He gets a bone of Emily Crone,He knocked out Mike Tyson,To bad he only gets head of a Dyson,Hes a gangsta who smokes weed in a blunt,But actualy he just a dripping c*nt!

Movies:

Being a bit of a science fiction fan, I enjoy star wars, but more importantly find the jabs at homosexuality and pedophilia and byzantine plotting in dune far more entertaining. I also enjoy the film batman, as the joker has a very good sense of humor

Television:

Instead of writing about T.V, i will use the blurb (by popular demand) to post my own personal quotes. Other spaces may well try and post you their own Jack Bissell Quotes, but only from here are they authentic, and will be regulary updated..................... 1. Oliver, Your just Gay. 2. God, if you are real, I order you to reveal yourself you useless piece of shit. 3.Mr jones, he is a fucking gamma head, who does geography because his head was dipped in water near celifield . 4.Well bulldog, he got his comumpance, infact anyone who fucks with me will eventualy get whacked. 5. They are just a bunch of assw*nkers who are jealous of my splendor (the "cool" corner crew) 6. The only good communist is a dead communist. 7. He is just trying to bask in my reflected glory. 8. your a wizard Harrington 9. Youve got a bloody blinging phonecall. 10. One from Lee, I cant stand the pigeon Chested cunt flapping around in his tight tea shirts. 11." Random Chav on phone (possibly 'dinky ears'): 'Your a fucking pen pushing prick' My Glorious eminence: 'And you boy are no more than a working class wrentch monkey'" I'll give him something to flap about!(QUOTE OF THE DAY:"One of my pupils stated so graciously that I look like Willy Wonker in my Purple blazer. I do not like that comparison. Just think about it,Wonker is a man who uses sweets to entice children into his factory, Plus the actor who played him was actually convicted for Kiddy Fidling. {Adam Doyle} )......

Books:

apart from "Constitutional and administrative law" By Bradley & Ewing, I enjoy reading magazines which involve women with ample breasts on display, and science fiction novels written by "Frank Herbert" and "Philip K Dick"

Heroes:

Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher are two. closer to home it would have to be Captin Brady! And Kristi. Look at this beautiful video, it made me cry. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

1st Blog entry in many months

I start this entry 'iou amico's' with a rant. Now that for the past two months I have de-evolved into a sad, boring, bastard with no life, the little things on this misreble planet seem to get under m...
Posted by Kaiser Sose on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:40:00 PST

Concerning my last week

Well amigos, it is time again for myself to post a blog, giving you a detailed and prehaps satirical look at my life over the past week. Exactly a week ago I went home to the royston vasey which is sh...
Posted by Kaiser Sose on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:19:00 PST

Opening of a new blog on myspace by my glorious self.

In recent weeks my writing has gained a wider audience via www.theregalis.blogspot.com, however I think alongside political blogs it is about time I got back to my roots- entertaining you my...
Posted by Kaiser Sose on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:58:00 PST