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lets see, about me, well i'm laid back, i love to joke around, if i can someone laugh or smile it makes me happy. i'm veeeeerry open lol, a lil to open for most ppl's taste. i get along with everyone, or try to at least, i can't stand prejudice, racism, or just plain stupidity. feel free to ask me anything, and i mean anything, don't be shy now
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: jonathan derise
Birthday: march 09, 1987
Birthplace: baytown, tx
Current Location: houston, tx
Eye Color: sexy blue
Hair Color: not so sexy brown
Height: a whopping 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends what i'm doing
Your Heritage: texan and cajun, redneck as they get
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops...
Your Weakness: tits, show yours and i'll be your slave
Your Fears: having to take viagra one day...
Your Perfect Pizza: one thats in my belly
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose my virginity....yes you read correctly
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
Thoughts First Waking Up: why do i always have morning wood
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, only thing that gets compliments
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: if i remembered, i'd tell you
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: i'll tell you once i've experienced both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: "every damn day"
Do you Sing: i like to call it singing...
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes, with cooler ranch doritos
Do you want to go to College: in college, and want out
Do you want to get Married: maybe
Do you belive in yourself: yeah, the way some people believe they can fly
Do you get Motion Sickness: hope not
Do you think you are Attractive: i'm like a pug, so ugly i'm adorable
Are you a Health Freak: nope, as long as i'm breathing, i'm ok
Do you get along with your Parents: great
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: i play with something, but its not a musical instrument
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: pentasa, and mercaptopurine
In the past month have you gone on a Date: i wish
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i wish
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not if my life depended on it
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i'm skinny, and i dip food, thats as close as i can get
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: when i was 4
Ever been called a Tease: yes, i was eating food in front of a dog
Ever been Beaten up: nope, and plan to keep it that way
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: right after sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: porn star, but it aint gonna happen
What country would you most like to Visit: romania, the women are gorgeous
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: any
Weight: light enough for me to carry
Best Clothing Style: who needs clothes?
Number of Drugs I have taken: to many to count
Number of CDs I own: to lazy to count
Number of Piercings: none to count
Number of Tattoos: none to count
Number of things in my Past I Regret: can't count that high
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