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Kaiser Aleksei Atreides

I hit my mid-life crisis a few years ago. How much does that suck...

About Me

Chances are that if you're reading this you already know me. But just in case...i live in Carlsbad, am a junior at CHS, and hang out with friends when I'm not grounded. I don't talk much, and am more observant than participatory. If my life were like The Fast and the Furious, or its sequel, or even its sequal, I'd be the guy in the truck setting up and tearing down the course markers, not actually racing. If you'd like to know more, my AIM screen name is Grzzlybattletank.
I also go by Alex, Bear (two groups came up with that separately), Grizzly, Tank, Extreme Biker, Wilderness Researcher (or bum, in laymans terms).
Here are some things I did long ago when I was really bored and didn't have anything else to do. I took them again recently and, surprise, they still gave the exact same results. I don't know if that's good or bad...
Take the quiz: "What Halo Character Are You?"

Master Chief (SPARTAN-117)
w00t! You're the Master Chief!! Youre an AWSOME leader. You are very brave! Even when you are scared to do something you tough it out and do it anyways. You are loyal and dependable, always getting the job done. Your friends mean alot to you, and they respect you! You're an all around kick ass dude!
Take the quiz: "What kind of Dragon are you?"

Shadow Dragon
You hate everything, including yourself. Thw world has rejected you and you are finally getting your revenge. Gothic Maybe? You love to hurt and be hurt. Your scales are made of the shadows themselves and you breath Acid.
"Who would you be in the War of Armageddon?"

The Archangel
You're the Archangel! You'd best fit the role of the Archangel during the Battle of Armageddon, the leader of heaven's army on earth. This says many things about you. You're the leader of all the angels, certainly the most powerful. You're very honest. You're not perfect but you're about as close as they come aside from The Father and Jesus. You fight for the forces of good but you certainly know your limits. There are a few you would not dare contend with...
What military aircraft are you?
F/A-22 Raptor
You are an F/A-22. You are technologically inclined, and though you've never been tested in combat, your very name is feared. You like noise, but prefer not to pollute any more than you have to. And you can move with the best.

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What video game character describes you? Version 2.0
Crash Bandicoot
You are the underdog, but always come through at the end. You love to race and often need the thrill. A strange little mask is your conscience, and you try and listen to him as mush as possible...
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In your eyes, people see shards of ice everywhere... You are cold and distant, pushing away people that love you and truely care for you! You want to be able to reach out and love them but... You can't for some reason... You're just too.... You :P Underneath that cold exterior lies a warm, happy soul that wants to let loose and have fun! Your sanctuary would probably be anywhere up high where you can look down on life below you, like the roof of an apartment building... Your eyes resemble a saddened, crestfallen person seeking out attention, but doesn't know how to handle it However, you do find comfort from your friends, they're always there for you, and they know the REAL you :) Even though you do seem rather cold, you can be very protective over something you truely believe in or love. Let go of that "tough" rep and just be you! It's impossible to live life without some fun and love ^-^
.."http://quizilla.com/users/DieColdHearted/quizzes/What%20L ies%20Behind%20Your%20Eyes%3F/" What Lies Behind Your Eyes?
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You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).
Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.
Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||| 16%
Stability |||||||||||||| 60%
Orderliness |||||||||| 33%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence || 10%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||| 36%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||| 43%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||| 30%
Histrionic |||||||||| 36%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Indie |||||||||||| 46% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Choice of weapon.
Sniper Rifle.
If they come to snuff this rooster their gonna be in trouble. Your as good as it gets from a distance. Snipers have won wars. Your devastating accuracy & extreme stealth makes you a bad ass. Your kinda weak up close but they'd have to find you first and that aint easy since you can kill people before they know there dying.

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My Interests


Umberto Eco: The Name of the Rose.
You are a mystery novel dealing with theology, especially with catholic vs liberal issues. You search wisdom and knowledge endlessly, feeling that learning is essential in life.

Which literature classic are you?
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What Weapon are you?
Shurikens
You like to watch them suffer and die painfully, you are evil

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Take the quiz: "What mythical creature are you?"

Wraith
You are a wraith. A dark smart creature.

Which Star Wars Jedi/Sith are you?
Qui-Gon Jin
You are the original mentor and the original one who screwed over the galaxy by finding Anakin. Don’t worry, no one’s really holding it against you. You are very monk-like in your demeanor, calm and sure of yourself, but not arrogant. Looking at Obi-wan, you must have been a great master, and you were the one who discovered the secret to immortality. You have to be proud of yourself, but you are probably to humble to do so.

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"Which famous dictator are you?"

Joseph Stalin
You're Joseph Stalin! You're the communist leader of the Soviet Union. You got into power by lying, manipulating and murdering... Oh well, power is power. You're probably one of the most paranoid people ever to walk the earth... Yes, they ARE out to get you! You're really ugly but you don't allow the public to see that... Image is everything and what they don't know can't hurt them, right? You can't stand those who question you... You tend to make them disappear very quickly. You need some serious counseling.

What Famous Leader Are You?
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I'd like to meet:


Music:

Fleetwood Mac, Queen, Elton John, Clearwater Creedence Revival, Manhattan Transfer, Three Dog Night, Led Zepplin, some classical, Kiss, The Mavericks, The Eagles, Steppenwolf, Lovin' Spoonful, Lynard Skynard, Los Lonely Boys, The Who, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Eric Clapton, The Animals, Styx, Men Without Hats, Oingo Boingo, Don McClean, Jimmy Buffet, Ozomatli, John Butler Trio, Franz Ferdinand, Green Day, FireFly theme song, Aerosmith, Beastie Boys, Bon Jovie, Commodores, Temptations, Modest Mouse, Rob Thomas, J. Geils Band, Pink Flyod, Grand Funk Railroad, Supertramp, Emmerson Lake and Palmer, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Mooney Suzuki, Kansas, Ozzy Osbourne, Black Sabbath, Blue Oyster Cult, J. Ralph, Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique, Disturbed, Motorhead, Rise Against, Rage Against The Machine, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys...I'll add more later.

Movies:

Super Mario Brothers, O Bother Where Art Thou, Stargate, Pirates of the Carribian, The Waterboy, Blues Brothers, Shanghi Noon, Shanghi Knights, Spaceballs, all 6 StarWars movies, all StarTrek movies, Serenity, all 3 Lord of the Rings movies, Sahara, The Departed, Lucky Number Sleven...

Television:

Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, pretty much anything on the Sci-Fi channel, Who's Line is it Anyway (both American and Brittish versions), almost everything on History Channel, MXC, The Daily Show, The Tonight Show, Angel, Charmed, Wanted, Law & Order, CSI, Star Trek: TNG, Gary the Rat, Fraiser, Firefly, Becker, Ghost Hunters, Junkyard Wars, Dr. Who, John Doe, Numbers, Comedy Central Presents, Unwrapped, Good Eats, Eureka, Samauri Jack, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Naruto, The Dresden Files, Mythbusters, Future Weapons, 2051, Dr. Who, House...

Books:

Hawks of Kamalon, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Life The Universe and Everything, So Long and Thanks for All the Fish, Mostly Harmless, Dune, Dune Messiah, Children of Dune, God Emperor of Dune, Heretics of Dune, Chapterhouse Dune, The Butlerian Jihad, The Machine Crusade, The Battle for Corrin, Anarchist Cookbook, Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars, The Hobbit, Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, Return of the King, The Universe in a Nutshell, A Briefer History of Time, Area 51 series, The Elegant Universe...

Heroes:

Einstein. Look what he did, and he didn't even finish high school. In fact, his teachers hated him and thought he was an idiot.

My Blog

relationships

I've got a question: When someone likes you and you don't have the same feeling back, but you still value their friendship and as such their happiness, is it better to just turn them down or date...
Posted by Kaiser Aleksei Atreides on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 12:44:00 PST

School

Well, its been a while since I've written one of these. I don't usually project my troubles into public, feeling that they're my personal problems and I ought to deal with them myself. But seeing as t...
Posted by Kaiser Aleksei Atreides on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:20:00 PST

If the grudge were after me...

i'd beat it in the face with a nice heavy object, and then set it ablaze with my "I will set you ablaze" look. which, unfortunately i still must work on.and then maybe blow it up, and then send it to ...
Posted by Kaiser Aleksei Atreides on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST

Look on the bright side

You're driving down the highway and a cop pulls you over. He askes you if you were speeding and you answer 'Yes, I might have been'. For that he only gives you a $100 ticket instead of a $200 ticket. ...
Posted by Kaiser Aleksei Atreides on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 01:03:00 PST

Survey (Someone asked nicely)

1. Introduce yourself.2. Have I ever intimidated you?3. Guess what turns me on.4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. Give me some advice....
Posted by Kaiser Aleksei Atreides on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST

Yay

I just got certified as an Open Water Diver for PADI. Now I can buy and rent air tanks for SCUBA diving. If anyone's interested, I need someone, or some people, to go with. I reccomend the dive shop i...
Posted by Kaiser Aleksei Atreides on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 06:32:00 PST

For all of those who wonder what I do with my time.

I copy lyrics:   here's a llamathere's a llamaand another little llamafuzzy llamafunny llamallamallamaduck llama llamacheesecakellamatabletbrickpotatollamallama llamamushroomllamallamam llamaduck...
Posted by Kaiser Aleksei Atreides on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 10:42:00 PST

Stupid Society

Women need standards becuase men don't have many. It seems to me that if men get more than one or two they suddenly become gay.
Posted by Kaiser Aleksei Atreides on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Read

I don't put all those thingys up like videos or many pictures because then it either takes too long to load or its too hard to find your way around. Applaude for all the simple things in life, one bei...
Posted by Kaiser Aleksei Atreides on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST