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I was conceived in Uganda....at three months I realized that the country had no bars to drink, drugs were a rip-off, cigarettes were a luxury and the milk that my parents were feeding me was expired. Not having the option of being breast-fed, I adventured out to a journey to "wherever". Suddenly I gained the power of morphing myself to anything I wanted.Taking advantage of this power, makes me go anywhere I want in the world. Right now I am your mouse or touch pad and I am having sex with your fingers. I know you like it because you are smiling.....Two slideshows dedicated to One Big Family spread between Italy and the United States: The Italian-Filipino Pride and friends also known as MESTIZO'S....The Mixed Blood...Thanx Raulfunicula

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Stefano
Birthday: Burro
Birthplace: Pastaland
Current Location: TiellaLand of the Sciuscio
Eye Color: shit brown
Hair Color: I wear a different wig everyday
Height: When it rains I'm the last one to know
Right Handed or Left Handed: for what?
Your Heritage: coffee and cigarettes
The Shoes You Wore Today: I walk on water
Your Weakness: this survey
Your Fears: George Bush thinking
Your Perfect Pizza: anywhere in naples
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: invent the solar powered flashlight
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: chella puttana d'mammat'
Thoughts First Waking Up: gotta pee
Your Best Physical Feature: call this number 3291882020 and find out
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: lemonsoda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Trattoria da Mino
Single or Group Dates: three-somes,orgies....whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Long Island Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: grass
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: hell yeah
Do you Swear: fuck yeah
Do you Sing: unfortunately yes for the deaf
Do you Shower Daily: no...I wait for the rain to come and I save water by drinking beer
Have you Been in Love: love crowns you as well as crucifying you
Do you want to go to College: why? it's mandatory
Do you want to get Married: with a blonde and brunette (beer and whisky)
Do you belive in yourself: no if I'm taking this survey
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: call this number 3291882020 and find out
Are you a Health Freak: nope...i'm clinically dead
Do you get along with your Parents: if I don't see them yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: hell yeah especially if you're having sex
Do you play an Instrument: is a buzzer or a door bell considered an instrument?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: in the past 18 years I still didn't stop
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I plead to the fifth
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no, I quit
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, I wanted Mall of America and I ended up in Panorama
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, I quit
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I don't do japanese
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes because i couldn't find a way to get down
In the past month have you been Dumped: I didn't even have sex in the past month
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yeah....in my bathtub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i just borrowed it for a long ass time
Ever been Drunk: I think I have too much blood in my alcohol sysytem
Ever been called a Tease: always by the ugly people
Ever been Beaten up: not yet
Ever Shoplifted: no....I always favored 5 finger discounts
How do you want to Die: heartstroke with a smile...after a nice fuck
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a greasy pork sandwich served on a dirty ashtray
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere my grotesque mind sends me
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as it sees
Favourite Hair Color: as long as it appeals to my senses
Short or Long Hair: same as above
Height: when 2 are lying down height don't matter
Weight: fuckable with grace
Best Clothing Style: whatever...as long as they come off
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: before e-mule and winmx I owned 700
Number of Piercings: i have 8 holes in my freakin' ears
Number of Tattoos: 4 enclosed as one thing wrapping my left bicep for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i should've went for it....I knew I could've fucked her
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I can fly part 2. This time for more time in the sky.