survey |
FIRSTS First best friend: tommy archer <3 First kiss on the lips: tommy First real kiss: tommy First funeral: my grandpa i was 4 First pets: lizzy... a ugly weird retarted poodle. First big ... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
lmao ; my brother would soo do this. |
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
boyfriend application |
BOYFRIEND application. What is your name? Where are you from? How old are you? Birthday? Height? Body Type? Eye color? Hair Color? Screenname: Favor... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
girls should read this |
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |
things about life |
Things I've Learned About Life... 1. Happy endings are for fairy tales. 2. Love is a word that gets thrown around and can cause great pain. 3. Promises are meant to be broken. 4. People change. 5. Hop... Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT |