How to poo @ work |
Weve all been there but dont like to admit it. Weve all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK P...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:51:00 GMT |
Poo |
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on the toilet paper, but there's no poo in the bowl. The Clean poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo in the bowl, but ...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:49:00 GMT |
Condoms |
sainsbury's flavoured condoms...making life taste bettertesco's condoms...every little helpsnike condoms...just do itpeugeot condoms...the ride of your lifeNew galaxy textured condoms...why have rubbe...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 22:23:00 GMT |
Please don't drink and drive this Christmas!! |
An Important Message this Christmas:
I went to a party,And remembered what you said.You told me not to drink, MumSo I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself,The way you said I would,...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:56:00 GMT |
Merry Christmas |
Just a quick note to wish or my myspace friends a very merry Christmas and a happ New Year.
Have a good one guys and drink and eat lots!!!
Cole
xxx
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 09:52:00 GMT |
http://www.myspace.com/authenticmichaeljackson |
I sent a request to the above space to be added as their friend and following is the reply i got.....
Sorry pal, this fan base is for heterosexuals, we see no need to further worsen MJ's reputa...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 19:42:00 GMT |
??????????? |
1.People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?2. People who are willing to ...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 16:05:00 GMT |
Something to think about |
Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thoughtabout:Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just mu...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:05:00 GMT |
Fake friends |
Hey everyone,
Just been going through my friends list and noticed someone has deleted me. Really annoys me when people can't be genuine and just say so instead of being sly!
If ya don't want me as a...
Posted by on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:02:00 GMT |
