WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?
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The tale of the birth of the Pill Queenz is a dark sinister tale of drugs, aids and homosexuality it all started when Miss Chlamydia Jayne was suffering from junk sickness, so to raise some cash broke into an orphanage on Christmas Eve to swipe a few prezzies. Little did Clammy know that another drag fag had the same idea......Miss Fannybatter (named after the medical condition she developed, doctors are still baffled) they argued and bickered well through the night until the feds showed up and threw their scabby asses in prison. This is where the magic happened, both of them hit junk withdrawal quickly....they moaned and writhed in agony and screaming with angst....the thing was...they sounded great!
Both of them clicked on and knew this fact and had the epiphany that if they formed a band they could easily fund their growing habit....and so it was....the birth of the Pill Queenz!
Just one thing was missing.......a drummer. There's no fun sharing needles without a beat behind it. So they thought hard into the night and remembered there old flat mate....Miss Conduct. They remembered the fags she used to bring home to "earn the rent" and as they could recall when the bed post was hitting the wall it was in rhythmic perfection, they squeezed the syringe to his funky sex beats. So off they went to find miss conduct. They both knew where she would be.....working her patch on a corner in Bobber's Mill.....sucking old men for £5 a pop and after a discussion and a few hits she agreed to join.
Now here they are, ready to take over the world in search of the best junk, cock and pussy, making money so they can get fucked off there freakishly absent tits.....For they are the PILL QUEENZ!!!!!
