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Some random quotes.
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1 "Being a bisexual is a good idea; you get the best of both" - Megan Conway
2"Being bulliemic is a good idea; you get to eat loads and be skinny" - Amy Astell
3"There's 99% chance that i won't get pregnant. So after 99 times, on the 100th bam, i'm pregnant." - Amy Astell
4"We should do this every Thurday ...it can be an annual thing!" - Polly Hetherington
5"Are you taking your all in one off?"...Nope..."So you're leaving it on?" - Rachael Crockford
6"Can men without a foreskin have babies?" - Amy Fabray
7Maddie - "Soon we will be where Australia is" Beth - "We sort of are at night time" Maddie - "Oh thats why it's so hot at night"
8"I feel like a shrivelled up ball" - Poliver Hetherington.
9"It ran out of bulb" - Polly Hetherington
10"When the clocks go back, on the tv guide do two programmes start at the same time?" - Bretttt Astell
11Kat: "He used to be much more happy".."It's obvious why he's more stressy now"..Beth: "Lol why?"... Kat: "Because he isn't getting any" - Katherine Davies
12Polly:"That was good." Me:"That was gooder."
13"His brother isn't Black. Michael Jackson dyed himself!" - Sophie Clay
14[wj154x+]"You see that plus on the end? That's me!" - Katherine Davies
15[Liam is eating mints and singing bits of songs quietly] Mitch:"Liam give us a tune!" Liam:"No, they're mints" - Liam Flain Lool
16"Is it foggy or do i have a caterax in my eye?" - Maddddie Lemin
17"You're not welcome in my anus hole!" - Polllly
18"Hello you gigantic fanny holes!" - Her again. Lol.
19Beth:"What do you call the top of your oven?" Megan:"We don't have them anymore but we used to call it the hob" Matthew Perkins:"Well what do you have now? Staff?"
20[In Geography lesson looking at rocks] 1) Miss:"How can you tell this rock didn't come from the sea or a river?" Me:"Because it's not wet!"
21Miss:"Sophie why is this rock so heavy?" Sophie Clay:"Cause it has little people living inside it!"
22 "I think bullying fat people helps them to lose weight. It should be encouraged. It's better for them to be told they are fat rather than sitting there and getting even fatter. We should start a campaign - 'Bully fat people to help them lose weight" - Maddie Lemin
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24 "If your wee is Gold..Your medal isn't" - Polly Babe.
25"Oh look, a Black Thunder Car." Me:"Err wtf" Him "Oh no, Huntingdonshire District Council" - Liam Flain
26"When i lost my voice it went all husky!! Someone said i should do a sexline!...Well i need a job!"
27"Prostitution is only illegal if you get caught!"
28"I'll give him a look of disgust, or open the door in a dressing gown, high heels, red lip stick n fish nets."
29Kat - "Lets just gt this straight..i am NOT A HOOKER" Bethany - "lmao no no no, we're just escorts!..soon to be!...SEX FREE escorts." Quotes from number 26 are from Katherine Davies in one single night. With her Coxual Voice.
30Polly:"Eww Megan have you got a wart on your leg?" Megan Conway:"No, It's a birth mark! I've had it since birth" Lol
31There is a discussion about what to do with pots that have '2007' on them that are no longer going to be given away. Matt - "They could save them untill it's the year 20070 and just add the zero". Rachael - "We'd be at least 80 then". Ha dickk.
32There is a large black lady walking towards us with her carer. Liam Flain:"Ohh look at this girl oh yeah!" Me:"Ahh Liam she is special, she talked to me on the way here!" Lady:"Hello" Liam:"Hello" Lady:"I'm eating Fruit" Liam:"Ohh good for you" Lady:"Do you like Fruit?" Liam:"Yeah" Lady:"I like you" Liam:"Good for you" Lady:"How old are you?" Liam:"24, too old for you" Lady:"Ahh i could still have you" Liam:"Come on then my house is this way"....LOLOLOL. Funny shit!
33Michael:"How old do you think i am?" Old Lady:"Erm stand up. Ooh about twenty?" Michael:"ahh thanks!" Old lady:"how old are you then?" Michael:"I'm fifteen" Old lady:"Ohh what country are you from?" LOL..Michael:"Kenya" Old lady:"Oh did you come here because of all the guns? Have you got a gun?" Michael:"Yeah, in my pocket"[pulls out his phone:S and the lady steps back!] lolage he is from fuckin leeds.
34Me:"Miss, where would you like it?"..Mrs Eddy:"Where do you think i would like it?"
35"In places like Newcastle do they get taught different english to us?" - Hannah Miller
36Kat:"Oooh we get to have our picture taken!" Me:"Yeah not your kind of picture Katherine, you have to wear the t-shirt!" 37"I'm too scared to get my boobs measured incase they tell me i don't need a bra!" hahaha

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38"Does he teach you techniques to 'get in the zone'?" ... "Yes, he touches me;)" - Sofie
39"Beth, if i was you, i would have killed myself by now." - Pollybum
40"Beth, if i was your mum, you'd be pretty." - Pollyface
41Sophie: "you know the abc song ... ?" Jake: "What .. ABC is easy as 1,2,3 .. the Jackson 5?" Sophie: "no, as in a b c d e f g.." Jake: "you mean the alphabet?" Sophie: "yehh.. well its the same tune as twinkle twinkle little star.."
42"Are fannys like trees? Like trees get more rings as they get older. At every birthday you get another line" - some silly boy.
43Jake: "Come to my pool, i'll teach you how to swim. Front crawl, it's easy. A bit of breast stroke..." Ochieng: "Hahhaaaa .. he said breast.." - you gotta know michael :) he is bare legend.
44This one is used a lot - "Yellow car no returns".."that's fucking gold/cream/green" Maybe followed by - "Are you colour blind, or just trying to annoy me?"
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