Some more pish what hath spake the Lord |
Even a cheery agnostic such as Bolsac is, in times of serious minded reflection, occasionally driven towards the scriptures in search of enlightenment, righteousness, purpose and perhaps even a laugh ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:49:00 GMT |
In Case of the Lazarenkos, breathe through your mouth! |
Greenock Boat Club March 8, 2008 While it's true that semi-legendary cuntry-rockers, the Lazarenkos, individually and collectively reek of stale pish, sweat and beer; it's also an indispu...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 12:30:00 GMT |
The Hooverville Rounders : Taxidermy, Buggerings and Hollywood |
In 2005, Steve Austin, a Bakersfield roots-rocker with no discernable bionic capabilities at all, decided to start up a bluegrass band. His mission was simple: find 3 hairy-arsed guys, all of whom mu...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 10:27:00 GMT |
Tenko is not Ukranian |
Eager for info on our forthcoming east european fitba adversaries, the Ukraine, I, Bolsac, have scoured the worldwide media for titbits on all things Ukranian. I desire to know all things about ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 07:24:00 GMT |
Jesus is fuckin' bonkers |
When you think about it, he talked some pish did he not. To wit : Which of you shall have a friend and shall go unto him at midnight, and say unto him, "Friend, lend me three loaves for i have n...
Posted by on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:05:00 GMT |
Profanity laced whinge of the day |
What's the fucking story with these wee burdz that work the tills at Tesco? Basturtin' manners of a guard at Auszwitz, they have. It's bad enough that yer in Tesco's of a Friday evening bu...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 14:30:00 GMT |
Mah Baws : a Homage |
Bosnia, Afghanistan, Kuwait 'n' IraqMah baws huz seen action, been tae hell 'n' backThey've shivered 'n' quivered 'n' wobbled 'n' shrunkNipped o' salt water when ships huv been sunk
But thru it aw, wh...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 11:32:00 GMT |
How great was Jack Palance? |
I'll tell ye how great :
greater than yer seventh pint on a warm evening after you've just watched Celtic pump Rangers sideways yet again
greater than the combined cuntery of George Bush, Jeffrey Dahm...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 00:11:00 GMT |
World Cup Observations |
England are utter pish.
That "England have the players to win this thing" statement that all the English pundits come out wif is erronious bollocks. Wif the exception of a half-fit Rooney...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:42:00 GMT |
Turd-Tale of the Week |
No idea what a blog is, but blog sounds like bog, which is our word for a toilet, so, let us to doody dialogue!
Down the boozer tuther night wif a mucker, Danny, who, during the course of typical...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 14:51:00 GMT |
