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About Me

Tell yourself whatever you have to, but one term applies. ASSHOLE.

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My Interests

Playing guitar, reading, pub culture, playing a little game called, "What were they thinking when they left the house?" while I'm in public. Following but not to obsession some sports, guns, current events. Good God I could be here all day!......

I'd like to meet:

I hate stupid people. If you're challenged in that special way and don't have proof that it's an incurable condition from a medical professional, I won't talk to you.

Music:

Too much to list but lately, lots of Radiohead. And, I'm going to go see the motherfuckin' White Stripes.

Movies:

Snatch, anything Kevin Smith, Tombstone, Boondock Saints, war movies, and just about anything with Sean Connery in it. Fuck a chick flick

Television:

Those asshole at HBO canceled JFC. Talk about no closure. At least they didn't get Flight of the Conchords. ......

Books:

Ernie Hemingway. I think thats all that really needs to be mentioned. All others must bow.

Heroes:

Fozzy the Bear; anyone that refuses to wear pants is good in my book...

My Blog

Some ol' bullshit assed quiz.

Brian --[noun]:A poltergeist sent back in time to change the course of history forever'How">http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=83">'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at http://www.quizgal...
Posted by The Sicotu on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 06:11:00 PST

Zen of St. Patricks Day

I'd been sick all week and St. Patricks Day was just around the corner. Thursday I was still dead to the world and I was beginning to believe that this years festivities we're going to be skipped and ...
Posted by The Sicotu on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 09:22:00 PST

Zen of Brian day 8

Last night I was at a party. It was supposed to have way more people than showed up and when that happens I take bartender duties. I'm good at it. When we figured out not a whole lot of people were g...
Posted by The Sicotu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zen of Brian day 6

3 words: Arby's Big Montana. I was having a really shitty day until, on my way home from work, I stopped into Arby's Drive-thru. There I saw that succulent mass of heart attack available with curly...
Posted by The Sicotu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zen of Brian day 5

There's this guy at work that is a total dreg upon humanity. He bullshits about how great his sex life is when you know he's a total loser. He also tells great stories about his flying career, how he ...
Posted by The Sicotu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zen of Brian day 4

It felt so good to do this yesterday I had to do it again today. I've been in the mood for murder for the past month or so and I know it's all got to do with the nerve rackin' sons o' bitches that wor...
Posted by The Sicotu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zen of Brian day 3

It's been a while since I've done this but I had to write this one down. If you don't know already I'm in the Navy and have been for six+ years. I'm good at it and spend a lot of time trying to educat...
Posted by The Sicotu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zen of Brian day 2

I was buying a car today from some really honest people. A privetly owned 7 year old mustang is on the haggling table. The guy that was selling the car was not the actual owner but instead it was his ...
Posted by The Sicotu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Zen of Brian day 1

If on all these profiles you read, for the most part, "I just want a man who can make me laugh," then who do most stand-up comics bitch about the dating scene so much?
Posted by The Sicotu on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST