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Satans Pet Dog

How can you face the world, if you cant face the mirror

About Me

I'm about as open/blunt/honest as you can get. It's overbearing to most. The truth does hurt, so beware. I have a badly warped/twisted sense of humor, I have three tatoo's, two piercings. I dress typically in Bondage pants, Doc's(knee high or reg), metal shirts/gothic shirts, my bondage collar is a must(even when I dress preppy*hides*) Anything else feel free to ask me

My Interests

I am pretty well rounded....I love making an ass out of myself or ANYONE else just for a laugh, Going to Gothic/industrial clubs especially the few that I promote for, I love swordfighitng, giving(more then recieving massages), long walks at night in the woods or on a beach, visiting museums of various types of Art(especially Sculptures) and History as well as Botanical, Gaming/LARPing, shows and concert's, broadway or Independant plays, just sitting down and talking to people who DON'T lie, I can have fun indoors as much as outdoors. I love lots and lots of BONDAGE!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

I am looking for those few that hold honesty over all else. Just tired of finding out in a few months that I have wasted my time talking to those who want to lie, cheat and steal from you. Hopefully find some people I can relate with and that can hold a decent intelligent conversation.Please send me a small message before adding or with a request to me with what you found interesting about me to want to add. I try to keep in contact with as many friends as I can. I'd rather not have to search through a million people to find one friend that I want to send a message to just becasue I thought of them. With respect - Derek

Music:

Where to begin....SLAYERDeathmeatal- Deicide, Cannibal Corpse(old) Kataklysm. Morbid Angel, Goat Whore, Pessimist, Horror For Horror's Dying Fetus, Suffocation, Obituary, Carcass, Cancer, Scarculture, Napalm Death, Kirsiun, Emporer, Zyklon to name a few....Black Metal- Amon Amarth, Blind guardian, Whitchery, Dimmu Borgir, Children of Bodom, Dark Tranquility, Dark Funeral, BorkNager, Vader, Satyricon, Old Man's ChildIndustrial- Imperative Reaction, Bile, Bauhaus, Assemblage 23, Zeromancer, Ministry, Kidney theives, Genitorturor's, Switchblade, Razed in Black, Velvet Acid Christ, Wolfsheim, Wumpscut, PigfacePunk(old school)- Raincoats, Germ's, Flipper, Circle Jerks, Bikini Kill, Scratching post, Sub-Humanz, TSOL, DI, D.R.I, Exploited, Minor Threat, Bad Brains, Psycho Sluts From Hell, Mr. BungleHardcore- Vision Of Disorder, Hatebreed( as well as Neglect from the old CT days), Sick of it All, Madball/Agnostic Front, Unbroken, Turmoil, Sub-Zero, God Forbid, Diecast, Next Step up, Unkown Justice, Biohazard(old), Life of Agony, Torn Apart, Integrity, Unearth just to name a few....Metal- Danzig, Type O Negative, Metallica(old), megadeath (old), Testament, Overkill, Helmet(old)

Movies:

CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST!!!!! All mob related crime drama, Thriller's, Italian or Japanese horror (cheesy is just as good), All EXCEPT comedies.. blah....

Television:

History and discovery channel. Only Documentry's on Serial Killers, Cannabalism and Anything on Egypt or the Roman Empire

Books:

Erotica, Strange Deaths is a must, the Sleeping Beauty trilogy(by Anne Rice), Mob Related(real only) , The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano was my personaly favorite.....ANYTHING involving Serial Killers or Cannibalism :)

Heroes:

Willie "Two Knife" Altierri(mafia memeber from 1907 that always used Knives for his assassinations, never used guns), Ed Gein(made furniture out of human flesh), Ghengis Khan(for slaughtering ANYONE in his path), Joan Of Arc(for her faith in herself, regardless if she was delusional) Max Cavalera and my little brother Brendon

My Blog

Erotic Story 11

Erotic Story 11     I hear you enter the house while I am on the couch watching TV. Its Friday and I already worked my 40 hours. I love you is shouted from the kitchen as it fills the house....
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:07:00 PST

Erotic Story 7

Erotic Story 7 You walk in your bedroom to find me naked sprawled across your bed with that look of lust in my eye's. Your purse leaves your hand to find the floor as you approach me. I lean up to mee...
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 05:29:00 PST

Erotic Story 10

Erotic Story 10   You hear the clock ding ding As the hour hand hits midnight you then decide to join me in bed. To your surprise after opening our door you see a few dozen lit candles placed a...
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Erotic Story 9

Erotic Story 9    Im sitting on the ottoman watching the television naked because this is my usual routine right after work and no one is home and its my usual behavior. You walk in the d...
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Erotic Story 8

Erotic Story 8      Your awakened from someone moving you, your body quickly gets shifted sideways on the bed. You look up to see my head fall between your legs with my hands on your th...
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Erotic Story 5

I carry you to the couch and lay you gently on it after sliding off of your pants and resting your head on the the arm for comfort. I then slowly go down on you starting with your lips as I slide off ...
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Erotic Story 4

I come up behind you as your in the kitchen about to prepare food as I stand behind you and pull you closer to me by your hair exposing your neck as my teeth find a home there and I place my othe...
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Erotic Story 2

You had a long day at work. One of those days where everything just happened to go wrong. After work you had to go grocery shopping on the top of it all. You go to the grocery store this woman is taki...
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Erotic Story 3

Laying on the beach you feel the ocean breeze blow over smooth skin leaving you with tingles throughout your body. You roll over to avoid the suns rays from your eye's. Suddenly your grows hot and hea...
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Erotic Story

I then place my hands about your waist above your hips and feel you socking back and forth and swaying side to side. You feel me shake with every hard thrust in each direction. I place my arms under y...
Posted by Satans Pet Dog on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST