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About Me


Hey ya'll, my name is Luke, i'm 16 and i'm from Alvaston, Derby. Like, I know all you yanks an' some other people are gunna be all "Where the fuck is Derby" well, it's in the middle of england.. sorry.. the East-middle of england.. Wtf.
So yeah, My name's Luke and I'm 16.. and I'm Cool and a Legend becuase that's how I roll. :D
I got plenty of friends in real life, and on MySpace.
Don't demand my friendship
I don't demand yours
Friends drift together.
Why did I say that?
If you add me speak to me.
I am a pimp and a whore aswell.
Don't add me if:
- You're not going to speak, or message, or comment.. I don't want to be a number on your friends.
- If you want me to join some gay cam thing, not gunna happen.
- If you want me to whore you to my friends.
- If you don't know how to speak proper english.
Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Luke's Syndrome
Cause: influence of the Devil
Symptoms: frequent vegetarianism, confusion, night terrors
Cure: drink more coffee
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Mickie James
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My Blog

I got an idea..

Stop posting randomly pointless bulletins. Addressed with peoples names, that's what the messaging is for, I don't care what you did last night, I don't care if your mother, your spouse or your sibl...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:22:00 GMT

Truth Me

NO LYING SURVEYEight Last:8. last cigarette: Don't smoke7. last beverage: Beverage? I got coffee now.6. last phone call: Big Gay Ross.5. last text message: about half an hour ago3. last bubble bath: B...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 11:40:00 GMT

Derby are top!

For the first time in 11 long years Derby sit at the top of their respective league table. With a one-nil win over bottom club Southend United, after Steve Howard scored a diving header in the first h...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 10:56:00 GMT

My age at heart...

You Are 21 Years OldUnder 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are sti...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 17:17:00 GMT

Party... -dance-

Went to a party last night, at a friends house. It was pretty cool, so if any of you went to it, Simon Brown's party.. then hit me up 'cause just about everyone spoke to me at some point.  Oh yea...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 12:00:00 GMT

2-1! 2-1! 2-1!!!!!!!

Derby county 2 - 1 Crystal PalanceInigo Ideakez, Scored twice..HE SCORED FROM THE REBOUND OF A LAST MINUTE PENALTY, THAT HE TOOK AND HAD SAVED.
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:56:00 GMT