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I am a novelist who currently resides in Bath. I am writing my second novel whilst my first called "The Idiot Friend" will be published within the next few weeks, excerpts of which will be posted in the blog section.
The story of The Idiot Friend revolves around Adam Bone who is a stand up comedian rapidly approaching thirty and who can no longer differentiate between being laughed at and laughed with. This isn't helped by the fact that he has also come to the conclusion that he is himself the punchline in the worst joke he has ever heard.
When his girlfriend walks out on him and one of his closest friends walks out on his wife and into Adam's spare room it triggers a series of events that makes Adam question what it means to be alive. He starts on a journey of self discovery, teenage crushes, suicide, sitcom writing, rock and roll and a search for the truth that takes him to the end of the country and back again.
"Everyone has to die sometime."
I have nearly finished my second novel called "Amateur Oncology" of which I will post up excerpts as a work in progress.
It is a dark work about stalking, serial killing, experimental science and a secret society within the police force. Set in Bath it is pure Somerset Noir.

My Blog

Amateur Oncology (excerpt 4)

                "So what about serial killers then?" Dermot asked dryly.             ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:14:00 GMT

Amateur Oncology (excerpt 3)

As a policeman DCI Burns knew that coincidence was rarely coincidental.                  He looked at his watch and gave a s...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:34:00 GMT

Amateur Oncology (excerpt 2)

Donald opened his brief case and read his notes on the late Mr Deny, he had been found dead at home by his daughter, nothing underhand expected as he had been ill with lung cancer for some time, it lo...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:34:00 GMT

Amateur Oncology (excerpt 1)

She was on the fringes of the game waiting for an opportunity to join in to offer herself in submission to him as soon as he ran by, trying to tempt him in to turning his attention to her. He had ne...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 02:21:00 GMT

The Idiot Friend (excerpt 2)

He turned right and walked into the dressing room and he looked in the mirror. He adjusted his hair, then pissed in the sink and lit a cigarette. All he could hear was the braying laughter of the au...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:32:00 GMT

The Idiot Friend (excerpt 1)

"Why did you do it Adam?"Adam knew full well what she was asking and he knew that it had been coming if he had been in her situation he would have asked the same questions."To be honest I dont know."...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 08:52:00 GMT