A bird in the hand is worth a smack in the gob |
In 1959 Dinah Washington sang a song called 'What a difference a day makes.' Ladies and gents, I am here to testify the truth behind the song. First of all, for information on Dinah Washin...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 16:09:00 GMT |
Gareth Gates and the amazing brand new heavy mackerel flaps |
I have been up to nuff stuff since my last blog innit. But first of all I wanna say this...*clears throat*Congratulations to me old mucker Ed Povey on announcing his engagement to his beautiful ...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 14:42:00 GMT |
'Reg' |
'Do you want know what I think of climate change son?''It's a load of nonsense.'This was the opening gambit that introduced me to Reg on the Metro on the way back from Birmingham this afternoon. ...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 16:26:00 GMT |
Tales of the unexpected chav scum lover fcuker |
I have just had the freakiest dream. I am here writing about it because I had to wake myself up and get out of bed as it was proper freaking me out. Probably by the time I get to the end I...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 17:44:00 GMT |
Johnny was a bad bwoy |
Really though. Also, I realise I have a blogging demon. My weird and wonderful week continues. In the daytime on Thursday we walk around Wolvers so Ed can check some of the old haunt...
Posted by on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 06:24:00 GMT |
Jack Bauer wouldn't stand for this shit |
Word. I have that on good authority and you can take that to the bank. I have had an interesting week (and it hasn't finished yet). Firstly, my friend Joel 'the Count' Essex has deci...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:09:00 GMT |
My holiday blog - Day 1 and Day 2 |
By Garry & BeckyNon-italics by GarryItalics by Becky
First day I wanna be down&(Touch me)
'Where's our airport transfer..?' Touch down, and we can't remember if we have an airport transfer. Thr...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:12:00 GMT |
My holiday blog - Day 3 and Day 4 |
By Garry & BeckyNon-itallics by GarryItallics by Becky
Day three the day that never was.
Not much happened on this day. Becky and I get some hair of the dog down us as it seemed like the right ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:08:00 GMT |
My holiday blog - Day 5 and Day 6 |
By Garry and BeckyNon-itallics by GarryItallics by BeckyDay five Navidad
Today is Christmas day. Whoop! Whoop!
It's 22 degrees. Read that again and think about it LOSERS 22 degrees. On Christmas ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:04:00 GMT |
My holiday blog - Day 7 and Day 8 |
Non-italics by Garry. Italics by Becky. Day seven - shit&is that the time?!?&(the art of buying presents)We set a personal best of getting up at 3:00 p.m. today and have basically have missed all the ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:47:00 GMT |
