Well, thought it was about time I did an update on this here ol' MySpace thingy, coz lets be honest, it was a piece of crap before! Even by my shallow standards (which have been slipping even further these days) it really wasn't worth using for arse-paper!
So I thought to myself "Seeing as how I seem to have a severe bout of insomnia right about now, I might as well try and be my usual witty, charming self and change it about a bit!"
So you know what? I did. (Or I am...should that be past or present tense!? Jeez, is that the time?)
So your probably all wondering what the hell your doing here? To be quite frank, so am I. Its not like I'm a handsome bastard or anything, so you must be here for, as they say in Chewin' the Fat "The Banter!" (say it in a camp Glaswegian accent - it sounds more authentic!)
Maybe I should fill you in (ooer) on a bit of background information...or as I like to call it, "Edumation" (as its both educational and informative...geddit!?)
Well, I hail from a faraway land, hiddent amongst the trees, in the valley of fairies, where nothing bad ever happens...or as we locals like to call it, the Shithole...er, I mean the Vale. Hear in the magical kingdom of the Vale, I perform an all manner of duties, to help bring peace and goodwill to my fellow man, and woman...
Nah, I cant keep that up. I live in the Vale. Think of Hell on Earth, then add more sodomy, more demons, but a bit less fire and your just about there. I fix computers to help me get some shiny money with which I buy more Forgetting Juice (i.e Beer) to help make my existence a bit more bearable.
I'm also the lead singer in a cracking local band called Guitars Dont Fly (check the link out below...go on, you know you want to) who are woefully underappreciated around this neck of the woods. Bloody come and see us, alright!? Or I'll come round your houses and throw mud at the windows.
Anyway, the insomnia is starting to wear off a bit...I can feel my eyelids drooping as I type. (As I imagine most of you can, as your reading...) so I will bid you all Farewell, until we meet again!
Oh and feel free to message and comment me, as it helps break up the monotony of the day! (Messages and comments from attractive women are, as always, even more welcome!)
Adios
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