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The Metalocalypse has begun.

About Me


I like beer, weed, hash, metal an guitar
This is my band. Giv us a listen.
This is the most metal cartoon ever made. Totally beast.
Me Playin along with one of ma own tunes that iv recorded.
Me playin The Blister Exists
Me playin Man Made God
Which Electric Guitar are You?

ESP Explorer
You are an ESP Explorer. You've been used by metal monster James Hetfield of Metallica. You are the guitar that brought metal to the masses, and you are the guitar that served metal up the ass. You can pump out any sound, from the high pitched scream of a little girl to the rumble of the freight train speeding towards her. You represent everything that metal music stands for.
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My Interests

Playin Guitar, writin music, listenin to music, recordin and mixin music, computer animation, smokin the cheeba and drinkin beer.

mick thomson is the shit

Then theres mick and jim together. If u think slipknot are talentless musicians, then watch this and shut the hell up.

John 5 - Total goth playin blugrass...Genious.

then theres paul gilbert, holy fuck this tune is amazin.

I'd like to meet:

Mainly ma favourite bands that have kwality ppl in them that i havent met yet. Metallica, Machine Head, Shadows Fall, Slipknot, Soulfly, Korn, Zakk Wylde, Children of Bodom, Ill Nino, The Union Underground, Drowning Pool. Aswell as Trey Parker, Cheech an Chong, Dave Chapelle, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes an Kevin Smith (Jay an Silent Bob), and a nice girl would be klass. .. .. This wee guy is pure nuts btw

Music:

Its my life. I fuckin luv it. And I FUCKIN HATE EMO!!! I listen to a lot of stuff, mainly from punk to death metal. But i love metalcore, thrash and straight up feel good metal. I am very open to all types of music, i can listen to dance, indy, and some certain types of hip-hop, but metal is what i love. Heres a basic list: Dope, Metallica, Machine Head, Shadows Fall, Slipknot, Soulfly, Korn, Zakk Wylde, Bullet for my Valentine, Children of Bodom, Ill Nino, The Union Underground, Drowning Pool, Sanctity, Avenged Sevenfold, Trivium, All that Remains, Lamb of God, Slayer, Pantera, In Flames, At the Gates, Unearth, Killswitch Engage, Powerman 5000, Static-x, Fear factory, Threat Signal, Spineshank, and the odd bit of 3 inches of blood, iron maiden an edguy. U cant beat the the ol' bit cheese. And the Shizit, if u dont know who they are, check em out, if u like the odd bit of heavy Techno-Metal.

Movies:

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Television:

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Books:

Never really seen the point in readin books. Thats wot TV and movies were invented for. But i did manage to read Hannibal by Thomas Harris couple of years ago, and it kicked ass.

Heroes:

Mick Thomson (Slipknot), Rob Flynn (Machine Head), Alexi Laiho (Children of Bodom), Jeff Waters (Annihilator), Dimebag Darrel, James Hetfield, Brendon Small (the guy that made Metalocalypse) and Trey Parker.