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chris

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About Me


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Ruphas the Terrible
People Iced: Thirteen
Car Bombs Planted: Sixteen
Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Twenty
Eyes Gouged: Twelve
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Skinner
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Name: chris
Birthday: january 21, 1968
Birthplace: portland, or
Current Location: seattle, wa
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6' 3"
Right Handed or Left Handed: correct-handed
Your Heritage: english/irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: my puma 5000m's and my nike id shox
Your Weakness: younger men
Your Fears: there's this one about a swimming pool and a shark...
Your Perfect Pizza: zeke's pepperoni, sausage and fresh garlic
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: meet "him"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: couldn't tell ya
Thoughts First Waking Up: ouch
Your Best Physical Feature: golly, i really don't know
Your Bedtime: between 10 & midnight
Your Most Missed Memory: hangin out with my college roomies
Pepsi or Coke: coke-diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: bk, for sure
Single or Group Dates: single-what's a group date? does it lead to group sex? not my scene
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: both
Do you Smoke: no, if i want t o kill myself i will find a more effective manner. a cheaper one, too.
Do you Swear: shit, yeah!
Do you Sing: poorly and frequently
Do you Shower Daily: yep
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i had fun last time, why not?
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yes, i do.
Are you a Health Freak: no, but sometimes i pretend to be
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument:&..39;
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, drugs are bad
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes, but i meant it
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: surrounded by my loved ones
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a good man
What country would you most like to Visit: thailand or australia, it's a toss up
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: both, but probably short is best on me
Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 175
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: zip
Number of CDs I own: i purged them last month, so pretty few
Number of Piercings: zip
Number of Tattoos: uno
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing-my past made me. not a bad end result for my past actions!
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Your personality type is optimistic, curious, enthusiastic, and open.
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My Interests

I like going to the gym. Love that feeling that I am taking care of myself. It's a hobby, it's entertainment, it's social time and it's good for me! I need to be more consistent, though. I love movies and reading, but usually find myself months behind in my magazines. I don't entertain much at home, but enjoy dining out with friends. I have a dog, she's staying with my mom in Portland...I miss her. It's nice to come home to someone who is happy you are there!
How to make a chris
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts arrogance
5 parts instinct
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of curiosity
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Personality cocktail
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I'd like to meet:

Friends are great, they seem to last much longer than mates. Not to fool myself though-I would love to meet someone to date, perhaps "the one". But to be realistic, how about I just find some people interested in being my friend and then maybe something will sneak up on me! My friends tend to be employed, self-sufficient and appreciate the art of growing in their lives and the journey that endeavor leads us on. And they are a lot of fun, in myriad ways. I love them!

Music:

Music is always on at my house...James Blunt, Indigo Girls, REM, Melissa Etheridge, Cake, Sarah McLachlan that type of stuff. Oh yeah, and I love 80's music!!!!! I like seeing live music in small, intimate venues...

Movies:

This replaces the need for a TV fix in my life. I probably go once a week, on average. Action, big-budget flicks to chick flicks to art house and indy appeals to me.

Television:

Shoot your TV. Reality TV has begun to unravel our society by replacing people's lives and real relationships with discussion of the "real" people they see on TV. It was ok as a novelty, I never really liked it past the Real World and The E! True Hollywood Story-great ways to spend a hung over Sunday...Anyway, what I liked when I was viewing: Queer as Folk, Sex and the City, Six Feet Under, West Wing, Friends, Will & Grace and Frasier.

Books:

I think reading is one of the things I love most to do-naturally it has become one of those things I don't make enough time for...but when I find the time: I like Anne Rice; James Patterson, Richard North Patterson, Ridley Pearson, Patricia Cornwell, Carl Hiassen-for starters. Every now and again I will look at one of those not self help, per se, types of books that Oprah or a friend might try to cram down my throat, but I usually don't connect with the subject matter. I have a friend who, I swear, reads every one of them. Always has one around. I just look at him and think, "You weren't all that fucked up, why do you need to read all of these self-improvement books?" Yes, people should strive to improve themselves, but they should also feel like they started out pretty darn good in the first place, right?

Heroes:

Everyday Joes who just go out and quietly make their lives happen daily. My parents, my sister's family, my little bro'. They are the best anyone could ask for!

My Blog

Sept 11, 2007

It's hard to believe that in one week we will mark the sixth anniversary of the WTC and Pentagon attacks.It's also hard to believe that in the six years that have passed since then I have grown to fee...
Posted by chris on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 05:40:00 PST

Thinking

I was walking home from breakfast this morning-one of those mornings where you can't sleep past 7:00, even though you have nothing to do, so you just get up but don't really get moving until noon. An...
Posted by chris on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 01:33:00 PST

The Timberline

Do you ever feel like you've missed something?I do-lots. The phenomenon of moving to a new town and making new friends-or just making a new friend anywhere-allows you to experience this adventure wit...
Posted by chris on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 09:28:00 PST

New friends...

You know, if Samuel Jackson and I were friends-and we used to work together, well, not THE Samuel Jackson, but still-I think he would describe me like so:"That guy is one quirky MUTHAFUCKA!"And he'd b...
Posted by chris on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:26:00 PST

Karma...

So, the name of this blog was also the name of a posting on the "Missed Connections" on Craigslist...I'm a sucker when it comes to thinking someone might see me on the street and just have to have me!...
Posted by chris on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 06:30:00 PST

This is the funniest thing...

Ok, perhaps "the funniest thing" is overstating it, but this was an amusing little nothing nonetheless."Nonetheless", ever notice how frequently I use that word?So I was having this lazy Saturday and ...
Posted by chris on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 03:47:00 PST

Going Down?

If you've been paying attention to my unique, trademarked-even-though-no-one-else-would-want-it brand of nonsense for the last year or so, you know about my grassroots effort to increase the friendlin...
Posted by chris on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:08:00 PST

Vacation!

Aaaah, the sweet life.  My family has been planning a little Central Oregon High Desert get together for the better part of a year now, and having arrived, I must say that it seems worth the wait...
Posted by chris on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:05:00 PST

Manny, redux

One of my complaints in life is that I talk a lot about things that I find clever. Witness the pseudo-wit that is this blog.The complaint is that I often feel ripped off, like someone I told somethin...
Posted by chris on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST

A (rare) Bitchy Moment

I had one friend when I moved to Seattle, Mark. He was really generous with his time and group of friends. I ended up renting in the same building as him when I gave up on buying right away-then bou...
Posted by chris on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 09:25:00 PST