The following is a very touching story that changed my life: When I was a young tike in the 4th. grade at Kenilworth Elementary School in Bowie, MD. my teacher Ms. Mitchell told the class she wanted to get to know us better and she went around the room and asked all the kids what their father's did for a living. I remember one child's Dad was a lawyer, another was an accountant, a third was an airline pilot, but when she got to this young lad Timmy he quietly informed the teacher that his dad had died. I remember Ms. Mitchell said, " Oh Timmy I'm so sorry. Please forgive me I should have looked in your file and I would have realized that your Father had passed away. But Timmy, I don't want you to feel left out so tell us what did your Dad do before he died?" Little Timmy took a deep breath and replied, " He turned purple and shit his pants. Jay-Z - "D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune)"
