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Bernard? Bernard!

You're as cute as a button baby :)

About Me

I am Claire.

I'm a bit of a knob sometimes.
I screech when I'm drunk. And sometimes when I'm not.
I want to go back to Thailand so much.
I am at uni in Bath. The non-clever one :p
I do English Lit and Education.
I have a Bob the Builder umbrella.I play the guitar.
I don't accept adds from random bands or people.
LTT rock my socks :)

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My Interests

See 'About me'.

I'd like to meet:

I love these guys to pieces :)

Music:



Movies:


Television:

Neighbours should have an omnibus.
Potsworth and Company rocks :D

Books:

Too damn many to mention.

Heroes:

Any band or musician that has helped me through tough times.
Thank you.
And I applaud you for your talent x

My Blog

Totally irrational.

I am so FUCKING irrational sometimes!!I need to calm down, get a grip, and realise how insanely stupid I am being.Seriously woman!!BREATHE!Ok, leave it a little bit, it'll be fine. You're being parano...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 03:46:00 PST

Plans and general ramblings :D

Haven't posted a blog in a while, and I am bored out of my brains!! So thought I'd mindlessly ramble for a bit, see if it gets me sleepy enough for bed...Things seem to be going ok atm, except for the...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 04:46:00 PST

A little confused...

I feel like I need to write. I don't know why, I just feel like I've got so much pent up-ness inside me, and I need some kind of release.My body clock is completely out of sync atm, I need to get back...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:54:00 PST

Daylight Saving is rubbish.

Haven't posted a blog, ranting or otherwise for quite a while, and I'm bored, and not ready to go to sleep yet, so I think I will!I had my hair done today, it looks quite nice :)Tbh, it's nice to have...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 06:47:00 PST

'Scene' kid.

Absolute KNOBEND.I am glad to be rid of you, it's hilarious that you hung up on me, and even funnier that it now says 'The Girlfriend' under her picture.I've deleted you from everything. Yes, everythi...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

Finally, he's gone.

RegretsEntranced by your charmsBlind to the true youSo stupidly oblivious,That you were, not one, but two.The biggest mistakeWas letting you in.Not getting rid of youInstead, letting you sin.I wish it...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

Valentine's Day.

You know what... Fuck it.Valentine's Day, although lovely and nice if you're all loved up, is actually the biggest pile of wank EVER.People I know who have girlfriends/boyfriends complain they don't k...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:05:00 PST

What is too thin? 4am Rant.

*WARNING* Contains pictures some may find disturbing.So I can't sleep...And I've been reading a really good, thought provoking book, which has made me all philosophical etc.I got to thinking earlier, ...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 08:06:00 PST

McDonalds Trip... :)

One day, three girls named Laura, Lottie and Claire decided to go to McDonalds...The only thing was... They were in their pyjamas (it was 10pm on a Monday night...And we're always in our PJs!), but de...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:20:00 PST

Inadequacy

InadequacyTrying, so hard to get it rightKnocked back every time.Falling for the wrong ones,Meaning she'll be hurtAnd rejected, time after time.Wishing she could turn back the clock,Redo the things sh...
Posted by Bernard? Bernard! on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST