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steve

Do the world a favor and shoot yourself in the head.

About Me

I own several basses and can play them to some degree. In March I'll be married to the greatest woman I've ever met. Am I not super interesting ot what??!

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My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

How about who gives a shit? Is he taking appointments?

Movies:

Gerald Ford Dana Carvey SNL Tom Brokaw


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1996 episode of SNL featuring Dana Carvey as Tom Brokaw, announcing the various ways Gerald Ford could die.

Books:

Books are vast treasure troves of several different words.

Heroes:

It's a good show

My Blog

Why we really invaded Iraq...(duh)

Big Oil Wins Iraq's Petroleum ResourcesThe long discussed plan to hand over most of Iraq's oil assets to big foreign oil companies is about to happen. When people can't figure out what Bush means when...
Posted by steve on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 12:29:00 PST

Digital rendering of my new bass

This is pretty much what my new bass will look like....
Posted by steve on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:39:00 PST

The greatest bass guitar ever built

Just so everyone knows, I've commisioned my buddy Shawn May to build the greatest bass guitar to ever inhabit the earth. It's still in the early stages of production, but to satisfy your curiousity I...
Posted by steve on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST

Halloween Costume Idea

I've been bouncing around a costume idea the past couple days and I think it's a good one, but it may be too soon.I want to dress up like Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin, and have a stuffed manta ray som...
Posted by steve on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 12:06:00 PST

Carlos Mencia just isn't funny.

I don't recall ever seeing a "comedian" who reached such a level of success without making me or anyone I know laugh once.Everytime I hear him say "Beaner" it makes me want to shoot an illegal immigra...
Posted by steve on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 07:22:00 PST

I seen the lights go out at Cheapside

So this was an inetersting weekend at Cheapside.  V (our drummer) couldn't make ths shows and we had a guy sit in.  He did a helluva job for us on super short notice.  Friday night was ...
Posted by steve on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 11:56:00 PST

The bunnies have fled

I guess due to the toxic environment that me and the herbicide created the bunnies have decided to move on.  Either that, or the one eyed stray cat that roams the neighborhood has ingested them a...
Posted by steve on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:32:00 PST

Ok, I feel like shit about this one.

Ok, so I felt compelled to share this experience.  It just happened.  I was outside spraying Roundup on my yard with one of those waterhose attachment things blissfully poisoning daisy after...
Posted by steve on Sat, 20 May 2006 05:35:00 PST

These Power Rods Are Made in THE USA

So I got a Bowflex over the weekend.  I spent roughly 27 hours assembling the damn thing (I think I burned like 4000 calories).  While assmebling it, I noticed a sticker that said "Power Rod...
Posted by steve on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:47:00 PST

A nice weekend

Hey all, The band played on Friday night and it was a blast.  We've never played at this particular place (amazing since we've played every hole in Lexington) but it was a fucking sweet room.&nbs...
Posted by steve on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 07:22:00 PST