I'm nuts..... so deal with it....raised on comic books, movie gods, rockstars and tv shows, my whole life feels like an amalgam of tumultuous emotions spawned from a world of delusion and strife. Not the reality I'd hoped for when I was a child... I try not to hold onto things these days anymore but its rather hard to open your mind when it feels so closed all the time... How do you open a mind that is trapped in a world of delusion? worse yet, how do you open a mind that knows nothing but boundaries?College bound... I like to go on adventures with my friends, I live my lifestyle free like the wind, go where I wanna go and wherever my board takes me.
and anyone else that cannot accept my faith in such should know that nothing that you could ever say or do will ever cause me to think otherwise
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tyson Young Diaz-Lapham
Birthday: 032985
Birthplace: Rancho palos Verdes, Southern California
Current Location: Pomona, village
Eye Color: brown? i unno
Hair Color: uhhh blackish...... brown? i unno
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: rightzors!
Your Heritage: korean(50%)-Italian(25%ish)- French(25%ish)
The Shoes You Wore Today: i think i wore three.. wait....maybe that was yesterday....hell I can't even tell what day it is...fuck this question... I'm wearing tigger slippers right now does that count?
Your Weakness: apples+milk= kryptonite
Your Fears: amounting to nothing, my parents being ashamed of me
Your Perfect Pizza: the greasiest motherfucker ever since they invented lard, fuckin light that shit up! some hawaiian pizza shizzle
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: fall in love with a beautiful woman, live like a rockstar
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: meow!
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i?.... oh yeah..
Your Best Physical Feature: my hairy nipples! hehe jk, my blood alcohol content levels.... haha I'm such a junkee! i guess uh my hands, they remind me of my father
Your Bedtime: I'll sleep when I'm dead
Your Most Missed Memory: running through my backyard with my two dalmations playing with them in the snow in jersey
Pepsi or Coke: here's a question for you which would you like to drink? cyanide or hydrochloric acid?
MacDonalds or Burger King: dog shit or horse shit?
Single or Group Dates: I'm here for the gang bang?
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: marcciado
Do you Smoke: i sizzle baby!
Do you Swear: scout's honor
Do you Sing: like rusted metal
Do you Shower Daily: only on tuesdays
Have you Been in Love: if I had I wouldnt be single
Do you want to go to College: thats where I am!
Do you want to get Married: nah.... that'd be a plus tho
Do you belive in yourself: if I were jesus I'd be the epitome of blasphemy....(don't believe in jesus/myself)
Do you get Motion Sickness: only during sex.... hehe jk i get it in cars too, and sometimes when jesus comes back, oh yeah and when i make fun of jews
Do you think you are Attractive: good god i hope so, if not then that means I'll need to start being nicer to people.....fuck that shit
Are you a Health Freak: i like fruits ( goddammit I swear if one of yas makes a gay joke I'mma rip off ur nuts and slam them inta ur mouth while we have a nice long one sided in depth conversation about who's the real faggot while your chokin on your own huevo splash! bitch.)
Do you get along with your Parents: hardly, i wish i did more... I;m unstable
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes! used to fall to sleep to them in jersey, it would crack right on top of my bed, i thot i was gunna die!
Do you play an Instrument: what a stupid fuckin question who the hellcan't play an instrument, even a quadrapledgic can play a wind instrument, hell christopher reeves could play a harmonica, now whether or not i can play it well, theres a frank distinction, but honestly even a monkey can slap a bongo with his ass. i play piano.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: does a bear shit in the woods?
In the past month have you Smoked: to study
In the past month have you been on Drugs: only because of studying
In the past month have you gone on a Date: maybe? does boba count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uhhh no, i hate large congregations of stupid skanky hot premature soccer moms
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: chocolate hurts my teeth, sugared crisco doesnt help...
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah!
In the past month have you been on Stage: in the past month have you had your period? fuckin periodical questions...
In the past month have you been Dumped: ?? nah... mutual break ups i guess....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nawp
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: takin a 5th...
Ever been Drunk: pshhh!! naw... I jus... noo.. i.....ya.
Ever been called a Tease: ummm... whoa... actually... yeah.... nina! =D
Ever been Beaten up: yeah... concrete hurts more than punches
Ever Shoplifted: ahem.... 5th
How do you want to Die: for somebody else
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: as strong as my ol' man
What country would you most like to Visit: hawaii..... hawaii's a country right? i would say canada but thats just america's bitch. they're not really a country...
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: is it wrong to like blind chicks? =D its how they look at me not what they look at me with.
Favourite Hair Color: whatever turns me on.... also how they wear it, not what they wear
Short or Long Hair: same
Height: shorter than me, none of that death by snoo snoo shit.
Weight: less than me, let's try not to date shamoo, folks.
Best Clothing Style: the kind that hides the skin but not the body.... rawr!
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1...2? don't be a junkee
Number of CDs I own: enough to appreciate good music
Number of Piercings: at least a few
Number of Tattoos: nah s'okay...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: regrets make us who we are.... which is why we really shouldnt regret anything... except taking this fuckin survey.... someone owes me one hour of my life back dammit!
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Stability |||||||||||| 46%
Orderliness || 10%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||| 56%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate || 10%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 70%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||| 50%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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