Pet? |
Apparently, alot of people are buying me as their pet these days. I'm just going to go on record as asking "What the fuck?"
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 21:38:00 GMT |
Coincidental Memoriam |
You may have noticed my blog from Nov. 3 in which I talked about The Fruitcake Lady. Well, in a very strange coincidence, she happened to have died that day. I had no idea until last night. ...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 08:52:00 GMT |
Do yourself a favor... |
Go to the video section of myspace and search for "fruitcake lady." I don't know if you have seen her on the Tonight Show, but she is hilarious! She makes me laugh so hard that I cry. I'll probably be...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 23:45:00 GMT |
Responding to some questions |
1. WHAT MADE YOU SMILE TODAY?My co-workers and watching "My Name is Earl."2. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 LAST NIGHT?Eating (and drinking) at Legends in Smyrna.3. WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 8 THIS MORNIN...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:41:00 GMT |
Stupid whores! |
You know, I'm just addicted to myspace enough that my eyes still light up when I see that I have a new message or a friend request. I'm always disappointed when it turns out to be some stupid wh...
Posted by on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 19:38:00 GMT |
Oh lawdy...the strep's got me! |
Damnit! I've been ailing with strep throat for a few days now. Apparently it's going around. My throat hurts so bad it feels like somebody shoved a...no...I better just stop there. &...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 14:29:00 GMT |
Momma said... |
I had to be at work at 7:30 a.m. today for a mandatory meeting with our district manager. Normally, 9:30 is my earliest arrival time. I'm not a morning person. I would like to be. I was a morning pers...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 23:22:00 GMT |
You kiss your toilet with that mouth? |
You know, with margaritas, there's this fine line. If you order a pitcher with your friends, there are so many different directions that it can take. For intance, your run-of-the-mill Mexi...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 21:16:00 GMT |
Nothing really matters...anyone can see... |
Sometimes I wonder what really matters. How much of what we strive for is nothing more than a waste of time?
I'm not asking "Why even bother?" I am asking "Could ...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Mar 2006 22:15:00 GMT |
Lacan had it right |
A quote from the movie THE LIFE OF DAVID GALE:
You get Lacan's point? Fantasies have to be unrealistic because the moment - the second that you get what you seek you d...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 23:17:00 GMT |
