Who are you? |
Most people think that by 25, you're starting to settle down, maybe find a good job you wouldn't mind keeping for 10 years, and you chill out, watch t.v. and pop out a few ugly kids in the process.
No...
Posted by Harry Hormone on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:29:00 PST |
Wow. Really? |
Which music video is cooler?
Vanilla Ice with the Ninja Turles.
OR
Dokken Battling Freddy Kreuger.
Because both of these things exist. And they both blow my mind.
Posted by Harry Hormone on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 11:24:00 PST |
Okay, I’m an asshole...... |
(Sunday, January 27, 2008) - In Victoria, Texas, a 15-year-old girl was killed when part of an amusement ride struck her in the head as workers were disassembling the ride. The girl worked as a ticket...
Posted by Harry Hormone on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 02:56:00 PST |
R.I.P. Saturn. *UPDATED* |
Update:
Cocksucker! It's totaled. Oh well. We are getting enough $$$ to pay off the loan at least. I negociated with the dude and got $1000 more than he wanted to give us. BOOYAH! Leah's mouth=persuas...
Posted by Harry Hormone on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 10:32:00 PST |
Oh no. Forced to think about future. |
So, there are a few important things that have stuck with me throughout my life that pertain to my future.1)I want to be happy.2)I don't want to work in accounts payable the rest of my life. (This one...
Posted by Harry Hormone on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 10:07:00 PST |
A Christmas Story |
The blooooog I posted yesterday was sort of a bummer, so I said to myself, "Leah, you should write something cheerful, for the holiday season."
Here is a little Christmas story for y'all.
My mom ...
Posted by Harry Hormone on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 10:47:00 PST |
I hate you, winter. |
Oh...hey winter. Let me be the first to say, fuck you. Seriously winter, fuck you.You make me want to sit outside and just unload CFC's into the air constantly, so global warming will hurry the fuck u...
Posted by Harry Hormone on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 10:53:00 PST |
I am a champion of life! |
Oh boy. So remember that blog where I said I had no money?
Well, I'm lucky to have a super friend (Alison) who would get me so drunk on her tab.
When you get Leah drunk when she's had a shitty da...
Posted by Harry Hormone on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 01:57:00 PST |
My Leitmotif... |
Guess who:
just found out their checking account is negative $160.00?
Fuck.
I really want to get toe up from the floe up.
But, as you can see, no money.
Double fuck....
Posted by Harry Hormone on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:11:00 PST |
RIP Molester Van |
I’m going to miss the shit out of you.
I was 10x radder when I was in you.
You rocked. You were smelly, gross and everyone hated you...except me.
I fucking loved you. You were the boner I couldn...
Posted by Harry Hormone on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 02:21:00 PST |
