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barney

the real captain newfoundland

About Me

i am almost a ginger, i have rage issues, i play rugby. if you think that you are more hilarious than i am, you are wrong...ask anyone, i'm a real cut up. i love the ocean, i love the fishes in the ocean and it scares me to think about how they are being managed (aka how few years left they have). i love to be on the ocean, in the ocean, near the ocean and bothering the beasties that live within. i also snowboarding through glades and having an empty house. and THE BEEFS!
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You Are 53% Angry
Generally, you are not an angry person.
But you're easily frustrated and enraged. You have one heck of a temper.
And because of your anger, you tend to feel resentful and even spiteful.
You already know how to quell your anger. You just need to do it more often. How Angry Are You?

My Interests

rugby, fish, greece, hay barns, mathematics and beaches.

I'd like to meet:

you...if you're nice.

Music:

right now i listen to Fur Packed Action all the time.

Movies:

Braveheart....especially when they are fighting and that one guy gets the mace in the head and his head gets smushed! also The Life Aquatic because I love fish, the ocean and Bill Murray.

Television:

the simpson's episode where homer eats the insane peppers and talks to johnny cash about finding his soulmate is perfect television.

Books:

total rugby, i'm gonna kick your ass!

Heroes:

L to the K, best damn coach I'll ever have!

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My Blog

felix the cat

i know what your thinking, two blogs in two days, what is this christmas times two? (or chanukha divided by 3ish?), no readers, it's just your lucky day is all. all i need to say is that having my br...
Posted by barney on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:20:00 PST

one night in pemberton

hello readers. remember that night in whistler, the hilarious one with the beefs and the touques, well this night is not that night. this night actually (like most nights i guess) starts during the da...
Posted by barney on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 04:01:00 PST

An Open Letter to Key Bank

FUCK YOU! a poem by a rageaholic
Posted by barney on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:22:00 PST

one night in whistler

dear beefs, in case you were wondering i had a freaking blast this weekend. if there has ever been a time when i laughed more often or at more ridiculous things than i honestly don't know when it was....
Posted by barney on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 12:31:00 PST

in the footsteps of morons...

no no i'm not talking about the democrats finding themselves in a position to clean up some messes but i guess i could be :) no, i am referring to myself and how i find moronic mistakes almo...
Posted by barney on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 12:11:00 PST

he got lost in the jungle

Something extraordinary happened this morning on the ferry. I was reading a short story sitting across from a woman reading the newspaper and we were separate entities right until the end of the ride....
Posted by barney on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:35:00 PST

it makes me sad

just thinking about Round of 16s rugby and feeling bummed that we're not going. i know we'll find whatever it is we need, but right now i wish we'd never lost it.
Posted by barney on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 10:45:00 PST

ahh the rage...

i have some road rage, i get it everyday because of the small brains of all others in cars around me. there seems to be some basic physics knowledge lacking from most drivers education. they can't see...
Posted by barney on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:00:00 PST

oh what a feeling...

...no no, not dancing on the ceiling, being back in the sunshine. but this summer was a gong show that i won't soon forget, hell i saw a grizzly bear on the road to a glacier while drinking beers ALL ...
Posted by barney on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 09:51:00 PST

Bendova, Alaska

Hello dear readers, it is I the illustreous world traveller with news from afar. I find myself in a small town in Alaska with the ever so odd name of Bendova (the locals seem to call it Cordova, thier...
Posted by barney on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 03:44:00 PST