The one your mother warned you about

About Me

I'm the producer of a band whose lead vocalist is a paralyzed dog who whines at 3am when I have to work the next day. My wonderful wife wakes up to move him to the other side of the coffee table... Love ya babe.

My Interests

Music, books, technology, science, puns, and obscure facts that only I know. Who's my favorite muppet? You'll never know.

I'd like to meet:

I got her sprung daya bwaah

Music:

Glen Cambell, Roy Orbisson, Beachwood Sparks, The Cardigans, Unwound, Dj Shadow, Portishead, Velvi Teen, The Beatles, The 3 Suns, 101 Strings, Radiohead, Righteous Brothers, Elliot Smith, Otis Redding, Richard D James, Square Pusher, My Bloody Valentine, The Ventures, all on the federal payroll.

Movies:

Anything were a guy gets dumped by a girl and unknowingly falls in love with another girl in the process of trying to win back the love of the girl who dumped him.

Television:

A couch is something you sit on by the English definition. If you are Spanish a couch is something you poop in. Theres a marketable product there somewhere.

Books:

Sorin Kierkegaard: Diary of a Seducer, Milan Kundera: Life is elsewhere, David Sedaris: Naked, Neil Gaiman:American God, Thom Jones: Sunny Liston was a friend of mine. Ayn Rand: Atlus Shrugged, , Harry Brown: Why the Government doesn't work, Neil Boortz Fair tax.

Heroes:

My wife... for loving me even after bearing witness to my nude body.

My Blog

my wonderful wife

i decided i need to be nicer to my wife. i am sure am a meanie to her. she is so great i am going to show her how much i appreciate and love her. i will get her flowers every week an...
Posted by The one your mother warned you about on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:05:00 PST