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Trajan the Roman Emperor

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

My name is Trajan Schwencke, the chocolate face kid that plays guitar and writes music for "In Dread Response". I'm a guitar traditionalist and stick to playing Gibson SG's cause they serve me pretty well live and in the studio. I have trouble keeping Inland revenue off my back so I buy guitars to make me feel better. I specialize in Anti-Submarine Warfare but prefer to work with graphic design. I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and come from a military family with three younger brothers. And if you cheat on me I crush you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Miss M. Evans. Hot Damn!

Movies:

Edward Scissor hands
Apocalypse now
Stand by me
Corpse Bride
Igby Goes Down
The Squid and the Whale
Mysterious Skin
Everything is illuminated
Glory
Batman

Television:

Nein!

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Angela's Ashes, 'Tis (Part 2 to Angela's Ashes), One Flew over the cuckoo's nest...

Heroes:

Angus
Julius

My Blog

...it would be my dream to get quadruple jibbed!

I have a new favourite human man friend. Its Luke. Freakin funny character! It would be my dream to get to hang out with him all the time.... ...if my dream was to be gay that is. So, I missed out on ...
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 04:46:00 PST

One Messy Night.

I haven't put anything up for a while. There is a simple explaination for this: I have been sleeping for the last 6 months. So, here's a run down (this is for coversation sake for when we meet and do...
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 02:54:00 PST

Absinthe road side for the imaginary boy

its easy not to miss her when shes laying in the grass next to me the clock tower chimes and reminds us we're late back to work but she doesn't mind and neither do I the clouds stare down and concen...
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Sun, 27 May 2007 03:16:00 PST

man drowns. Trajan laughs.

The heart works in a very interesting way. Its what keeps you alive, yet it kills you at every stumbling block. I envy the tin man. I have wasted so much time on people that really mean nothing to me....
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 02:31:00 PST

Selling my Gibson Explorer guitar.

I've decided to sell my 90's model Gibson Explorer. Its been a solid work horse but I just don't play it enough to justify keeping it. All proceeds will go to a charity of my choosing (...me). this th...
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:29:00 PST

The Long Road Home

I just read a journal entry that I made while I was in Antarctica. I'd hit rock bottom and wanted to drown myself in the freezing waters and be devoured by Orcas. The only reason I didn't follow thro...
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:05:00 PST

Nurse prepare the patient for the sex doctor

Friday: Day off. Instead of wasting the day in bed with Josie I thought it would be more productive to help out a friend run some errands. So I fed my addiction, popped some pills...do I know what the...
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:42:00 PST

WHO CARES!!!???

To some people asking meaningless questions is the only way that they can start a conversation. You may ask how their weekend was, or something even more generic like how they are in general. I was n...
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:43:00 PST

House Party: Friday 3rd March

I'm throwing a party to celebrate my arachnophobia. If you know where I live then come along. But there are rules:1). Make lots of noise or go home2). Write yourself off, I'll clean you up in the morn...
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 08:03:00 PST

In Dread Listening Party

I really want to tell someone something but figuring out who to tell is really hard. Everytime I listen to that Frou Frou song on my profile I feel sad yet enlightened. I feel complete yet empty. When...
Posted by Trajan the Roman Emperor on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 06:46:00 PST