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ChrisBaker(pants)

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About Me

I lived the first half of my life in Germany and then moved to Morven, Georgia. I have since moved to the metropolis that is Valdosta and live happily with a lady whose life goal it is to hug any animal that might want to evicerate her. There is also a small rat-like creature that roams our house and pretends to be a dog so that we will feed him. I play in a band with a bunch of awesome guys and work odd hours at the library. I was a fiction major in college but consider myself a bad storyteller. I'd like to go back to Germany.

My Interests

littles, friends, family, guitar, drum machine, cooking, eating, pooping, animals, listening to and playing music with said friends.

I'd like to meet:

the kids named wolfgang and lamagic from my fourth grade class and of course, you.

Music:

interpol, the shins, elliott smith, nico, joy division, new order, the cure, q and not u, the faint, black eyes, french toast, maserati, don cabellero, explosions in the sky, the lainmeyers, persons, les savy fav, the lonely island, bright eyes, cursive, now its overhead, rilo kiley, the elected, desaparecidos, the good life, fischerspooner, ladytron, le tigre, totallymichael, pedro the lion, milemarker, m. ward, rival schools, ted leo and the pharmacists, mates of state, MOTIS, red buttons, the rapture, sigur ros, frakkur, godspeed! you black emperor, pavement, the get up kids, the anniversary, mineral, the casket lottery, the postal service, the promise ring, owls, cap'n jazz, american football, owen, weezer, the rentals, clinic, johnny cash, refused, the album leaf, tristeza, the crimson curse, swing kids, atom and his package, junior senior, tick tock, you know, dancey-rocky-rolly sorts of stuff.

Movies:

rushmore, bottle rocket, the royal tennenbaums, adaptation, being john malkovich, talk to her, napoleon dynamite, y tu mama tambien, breakfast at tiffanys, harold and maude, pi, stranger than paradise, my own private idaho, pulp fiction, resevoir dogs, breakin 2: electric boogaloo, thrashin, rad, transylvania 6-5000, the natural, amelie, punch-drunk love, the ice storm, happiness, brazil, soylant green, twin peaks (series and movie), blue velvet, wild at heart, 28 day later, shaun of the dead, and other films.

Television:

tom goes to the mayor, history channel, project runway, x-files, food network, curb your enthusiasm, kids in the hall, upright citizens brigade, the office, the cobert report, mr show, arrested development and ummm, lost.

Books:

cathedral, what we talk about when we talk about love, all of us, fight club, invisible monsters, less than zero, 100 years of solitude, dress your family in corduroy and denim, a heartbreaking work of staggering genius, the modern vegetarian kitchen, the life and opinions of tristram shandy, gentleman, the paris review, everything by Flannery O'Conner. Deliverance, you know, books in general.

Heroes:

generally speaking; animals and friends who are awesome.