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Ryan the Zombie Slayer

Sorry Ryan. The princess is in another castle

About Me

I love videogames. Yes, more than anything. Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% Superman 65% The Flash 60% Robin 55% Hulk 45% Iron Man 45% Supergirl 38% Wonder Woman 38% Green Lantern 35% Catwoman 25% Batman 20% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz

My Interests

Music, videogames, your mom, paintball, my compadres.

I'd like to meet:

The Pillsbury Dough Boy.

Music:

Emo, alt. rock, etc.

Movies:

I heart movies. My summers are spent at the theaters.

Television:

I don't view a lot of television. Minus the late night adult swim and the occasional cartoons. Cartoon Network and Comedy Central are the only channels I really watch. Televisions were made to play videogames.

Books:

I cannot read or write.

Heroes:

Spider-man! and Brad Pitt

My Blog

Online Reviews Make You Stupider

Anyone here ever tried to buy something online?  If you have you may have looked at the reviews at the bottom of the page which are intended to give you an idea of what people who have already bo...
Posted by Ryan the Zombie Slayer on Wed, 02 May 2007 07:18:00 PST

Kids suck

As you may know, I am employed at the mall. So often times when I need food or material goods, I venture out into the crowds to get them. Apparently people are ALLOWED to bring their demonic offspri...
Posted by Ryan the Zombie Slayer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Retarded Babies

The other day my friend approached me with an interesting question. She asked me if I were to have a baby and I knew it were to be born retarded, would I abort the child. The answer was obviously, y...
Posted by Ryan the Zombie Slayer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

In the news

I decided to post a blog on the happenings with the Schiavo dilemma. This was spurred by the constant stream of media hype filling television. Luckily I only see this crap whenever I walk past a tel...
Posted by Ryan the Zombie Slayer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Gay marriage is for queers

Has anyone ever asked you your opinion on gay marriage? Right away I think to myself what an oxymoron the term gay marriage is. Because I know people are referring to same sex marriages, but lets just...
Posted by Ryan the Zombie Slayer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Merry fucking Christmas, IDIOTS

Christianity, like most religions, is IDIOTIC. Christians are retards who should be aborted for their blind faith. Why on earth do we even celebrate this holiday? It's way more stress than it's wor...
Posted by Ryan the Zombie Slayer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

USA > france

I am sure you all know this fact by now; The french are pricks. Before you wonder 'Hey... was that a typo? He didn't capitalize "french".', let me assure you it was on purpose. The french are such a...
Posted by Ryan the Zombie Slayer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My first blog ever

But really, who cares that this is my first blog ever. Anyone reading this is thinking, this better be good, because I am wasting some valuable time wasting time here reading this garbage. Well you'...
Posted by Ryan the Zombie Slayer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST