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Dan War

We're here, we're not queer, but we're close. get used to it.

About Me

As a descendant of entertainment entrepreneur, P. T. Barnum, Daniel Barnum Jack has briskly followed in the elephant prints that have been left before him. With his rocking band and his emotionally charged acting, he is a near triple threat to most “A list” entertainers. Talents he is well acclaimed include; his ability to seemingly endlessly spin his guitar almost as if he were in a Hawaiian hula hoop contest, communicate with llamas, and show off his bubbly ass which is the envy of prepubescent girls to geriatric women alike.
If you would like to contact Daniel to play a role in your film or Broadway performance, please message him via his myspace.com mailbox.
For band related inquiries such as booking and endorsements, please contact: www.myspace.com/stalinswarx
Want to play XBOX with Daniel? His Gamertag is: the Daninator X

My Interests

Genesis - Land of Confusion

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I'd like to meet:

People who will enhance my life. I always like meeting girls, especially pretty ones like Hillary Duff. If you want to Add me please send me a message.

Music:

Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Black Label Society, the Offspring, Lynrd Skynrd, A7X, Van Halen, Children of Bodom, Mc Hammer, Vanilla Ice, Ace of Base, As I lay Dying, Joe Satriani, Yngwie Malmsteen, AFI, the Scorpions, Megadeth, Rush, Petrucci, Bach, Skid Row, Sevendust, Sonata Arctica, Journey, Hillary Duff, Nightwish, oh... Did i mention IN LOVE AND WAR?[The War]

Television:

Me doing guitar spins Daniel Jack has got the spins

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Heroes:

Jesus, Petrucci, Van Halen, Jesus, Zakk Wylde, Reagan, Wolverine, Arnold Shwareniger, Myself

My Blog

Girlfriend Application, apply today!

GIRLFRIEND APP. YOU: 1.) Name: 2.) Hometown: 3.) Age: 4.) 5 Favorite Bands: 5.) Where would we go on a first date?: 6.) Would you hold my hand?: 7.) Buy me flowers?: 8.) Do you do drugs?: 9.) What's y...
Posted by Dan War on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 03:58:00 PST