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About Me

i quit the dildo place because the CEO is a dick, weird huh? That's right, i used to work for a dildo factory. it was an interesting experience an how many people do you know that can say that about themselves. I love life, and everything about it. I love new experiences and i love to learn.
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God/Goddess type: God of Strength
Worshippers: Proletarians
They show devotion by: Blowing up followers of other faiths.

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your mom's momi thought this was funny, but i guess i'm not as bad as i thought.The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) High
Level 2 (Lustful) Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Low
Level 7 (Violent) Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Low
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My Blog

just some random jokes!

*A mother cleaning her sons room finds some Bondage magazines....she is beside herself. Playboy would be one thing, but Bondage!!! She gathers up the magazines and waits for her husband to come ho...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

so people are really retarded sometimes.

yeah, well today i had my supervisory skills workshop at starbucks and the class was okay, but the people were making me quite upset. not ot mention i am kind of cranky because i didn't get much sleep...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

it's joke day today, courtesy of rock105.3 san diego

Q: Moms have Mother's Day, Fathers have Father's Day. What do single guys have? A: Palm Sunday!!! A gay couple is driving along one afternoon, and while stopped at a stop sign, they are rea...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

hahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

so yeah, today i was in san diego with my brother and his family. I also got a chance to hang out with my friends. i came down yesterday night and watched a few movies at one of their houses. I spent ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT